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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ILndvRyPPQ&feature=related :rofl::rofl::rofl: Alan.

lol !:bow: Alan.......

Spot on Steve !!!!:bow::bow: The Austin Apache was designed by Michelotti in 1970, alongside the almost identical Austin Victoria, and was produced by Leyland South Africa at their Blackheath plant from 1971 until the mid Seventies. Like the Victoria, the Apache is a well-disguised Austin 1300, with extended nose and tails sections grafted on. The centre section is virtually unaltered, howewever, so the doors are a bit of a giveaway. Not much more to say about it really Alan............

Parts bin special Si ! All the bits that was left and threw into one car. Alan...........

So close Steve !! Advert was filmed in South Africa, that any help ?? Alan.............

Allan, you are sad !! Standing next to that gorgeous creature who is asking for rumpy pumpy, and all you can think of is; I miss they auld gutty`s ??? Shame !;) Alan..........

You are so close guys !! A wee clue ? Its definately a B.L. Alan.........

Nope, sorry !:) Alan............

Si, if I had a hat, I would be taking it off just now, to you sir !:cool: You are quick ! lol. Alan.........

Link should lead you to an advert for L.V. Car Insurance. Does anybody recognise the red car that the runaway Volvo hits ? 1st car to be hit in the advert. Any guesses ?? Maybe not for the yung`uns this one ?:) Guess away guys !! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri-T6Nl_nf0&eurl=http://www.lv.com/insurance/car_insurance/tv-advert&feature=player_embedded Alan..................

I tried, but it came in all patchy !! Palimino horse was what the wife called me !!:( Alan............

Ya baldy bassa !!!:nana2::nana2::nana2::nana2::duffer:;) Alan..........

To put a damper on this, I have just had a medium "sizzler" from Dominos !! Had 2 bottles of Stella and just about to get off my chair and get my 2nd glass of Malt Whisky ! Sorry guys, but my Saturday night is for me, being a pig ! Have done over 70 hours this week, so I reckon I am due it ? Alan..........

Apparently I am Mr Scott, or Scotty ! Your results: You are Mr. Scott You are a fun-loving foreigner with an amazing ability to get any job done on time. Often described as a "Miracle Worker". If a give hur anymore she`ll blow captin !! Beam me up !! http://www.seabreezecomputers.com/startrek/ Alan...........

On 30/12/08, an unnamed British Airways employee found she had broken down, and she was stuck at work late at night. She did the obvious thing, and rang the AA. The trusty AA patrolman duly arrived to assist. Unfortunately, he was unable to repair the vehicle, and so arranged the appropriate equipment to get the stranded lady home. All did not go exactly to plan. Please view the security video showing the exit lane from the BA head office. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jrE7uLh1FfM

She is a cracker mate ! Our wee ginger one is nearly seven and still looks toaty next too her son ! Alan......

TOO true ! Public people are the pits !! Oh, thats you and me really !! lol. Lets chalk it down to experience, eh bud ?:) Alan..........

All she can say is "oh dear" ?? Fair dues I suppose, we have all been in that state at one time or another ? Just lucky that none of our mates took a pic !! Or are there others out there ??? Alan..........

S`funny how they become part of the family, aint it ? Always sad.:( Alan.........

Ok, Pussy pics coming up !!! Settle down !!:nono: First, the number one mum, Kai, who loved the bonnet on the Camaro !! 2nd mum, Kaz, who sleeps anywhere. 3rd, Kira, who is a bit odd ! Sleeps 90% of the day in the strangest places !! And lastly Kody, son of Kai, who is an, erm, umm, bellend really !:rolleyes: One last pic, and it is off the wee man, Kody. Notice anything missing ?? Well done if you noticed his offside top incisor tooth is missing ! Also thanks to all the folks on this forum that posted up when I put up pics of his wee face after some scrote had kicked it out !!:rant: Still angers me ! Alan............

Scottish greetings as well mate !! Alan...............

Be warned, its a wee bit near the knuckle at places, but not bad enough for the watershed. (I think ?) Timely reminder at this time of year perhaps. Mods, feel free to move if you think its required ? http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Pay-attention_207993.htm Alan................

Sadly, its nearly true !:confused: http://www.ukclosingdownsale.com/ Alan.............

Lets lower the tone !! Many happy returns big guy !! Alan............

On this American pick up truck. Easilly sorted, the owner ran over an old mattress ! They walk among us !! http://www.ifish.net/board/showthread.php?t=226736 Alan............