Corvetteman

Grey Met Z Walton road Nice dent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Still the oldest!!!!!!

Veryyyyyyy Prettttttttttttty Z

The oldest so far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silver Z near Naval Barricks 1110 Tuesday am :hyper:

Get p----d when you pass,it's a much better hangover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chas,also a biker(years & years & years & years.....................) :x:

Congrats,Sir CM :cool:

solent wheels near romsey,had mine done.in fact i have been using them for 10 years or more :dance:

Mine is a 1990 Jimp had the MPH conversion done(Luke), cruise control does NOT work below 38mph works on all higher speeds though.Apparently this is how it's mean't to be!??????Unless someone knows better?

Well----------Bell me!!!!!!!

Have sussed it out for Import 1990.Too much to write about Phone 01329/515600 or E-Mail me or chelijol@ntlworld.com :dance:

[Have settled for GY F1 GS-D3'S

:o Well,MOT due in May hence new tyres required! My car is stock apart from derestricted from Jap.I want to keep the original wheels as i've had them refurbished back to new.Does anyone know what is the biggest and widest tyres I can go to to fit the original rims (225/50 R16)? What combination ie for front and rear. Oh yea and I am looking at TOYOS or VREDESTEIN SPORTRAC 2.Any comments relating to the above would be most appreciated!!!!! Chaz :bow:

Where are you guys getting your REAR wheel bearings from??? Rear wheel bearings are £129 each!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not fitted!!! Front are around £70 Fitted I have also a noise problem Not prop (no vibes) seems to come from the front Had front wheel bearing replaced no joy.Might try the other before the rear ones Am totally confused about this noise------------Like a mechanical resonance definately bearing like;Not exhaust.The car runs beautifully,everything as it should be,enginewise that is.Oh yea and the noise only starts after around 38mph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!does not get any louder or faster with speed!!! Any comments would be greately appreciated Chaz

LOVE the car---HATE the holes---shame!!!!

Proves my point,I rest my case!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isn't it good that astetics are in the eyes of the beholder. Holes are good!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :tongue:

Nice looks the same!

:mad: Day one--N/S Backbox did'nt like car so did a runner. :x: Day one .5 Local garage (good eggs,they are)did a quick fix. :o Day one .75 phoned Luke. :bow: Day 3 Mongoose Cat Back Arrived. :dance: Day 3 .25 Fitted (£30 local garage 25 mins). :bow: Thanks again Luke.Should have done this at the start .Looks great,sounds great and I do believe (could be in my head)that there seems to be less, if any Turbo Lag!!! :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

Would like to have brighter headlights.From scratch, what is the easiest and less complicated way of doing so ------to an UNMODIFIED jap 1990------Anyone????? Chas

Road angel tops it with Auto Express trial! I have the Geodesy by Morpheus No problems. Charlie

:dance: :D EVER WONDER... ...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? ...why "abbreviated" is such a long word? ...why doctors call what they do "practice"? ...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? ...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? ...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? ...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? ...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? ...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? ...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ? ...why sheep don't shrink when it rains? ....why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? ...if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? ...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) A bit long winded... but very funny! Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "No drama's boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happenin?!? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!" Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says."President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people.Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who the heck is that on the balcony with Dave? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:hyper: scud

After Quasimodo's death, the Bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The Bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day. Just then, an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job. The Bishop was incredulous. "You have no arms!" "No matter," said the man. "Observe!" And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon. The Bishop listened in astonishment; convinced he had finally found a replacement for Quasimodo. But suddenly, rushing forward to strike a bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below. The stunned Bishop rushed to his side. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before. As they silently parted to let the Bishop through, one of them asked: "Bishop, who was this man?" "I don't know his name," the bishop sadly replied, "I don't know his name..." (scroll down) (...Ready?) "but his face sure rings a bell!" WAIT! WAIT! There's more ...(DON'T DELETE YET!) The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the Bishop continued his interviews for the bell ringer of Notre Dame. The first man to approach him said, "Your Excellency, I am the brother of the poor armless wretch that fell to his death from this very belfry yesterday. I pray that you honor his life by allowing me to replace him in this duty." The Bishop agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless man's brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he moaned, clutched at his chest, twirled around, and died on the spot. The monks, hearing the Bishop's cries of grief at this second tragedy, rushed up the stairs to his side. "What has happened? Who is this man?" the first monk asked breathlessly. "I don't know his name," sighed the distraught Bishop, "but..." (...Wait for it ...) (...It's worth it ...) (...Here it comes ...) "He's a dead ringer for his brother." :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

Perhaps lottery nos for Sat then???:rofl: