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Managed three votes, one for each of the family. Hope your a winner.

Come and live in Barnsley, Smoker...........Patches for life. Drug addict.....£75.00 per week allowance to stop you stealing. Alcoholic.........£35.00 per week allowance to stop you stealing. Imigrant.........up to £26,000.00 the world is your oyster. (One payment only unfortunately) A great country we live in????????????? :rant: :rant:

My daughter used to work for them in Mexborough, where there are three thousand staff in one factory unit working from seven until ten. They are all educated in the art of deception, so beware. Also they only have ten technical staff in the whole building, the rest are disscussion experts???????? Technical calls are charged at premium rate, so you pay to wait and for advise.

Six years as an accountant, five years as a fireman, one year on security & doorman, self employed builder for the last nine years and I finally ive started building my own house. Dont know if this is progression or boredom though, I just do what makes me happy and sod the money.

After a great night last night I found out what it was like to look through the eyes of a famous member. :nana2: :nana2: :nana2: :nana2:

Cortina 2000E, nice set of twin webbers made it go.

That must be three from up here going down there to get wet at the same time. I queued three hours to get out of Donnington trackside.

Make sure you dont have a greasy finger when you use it, because if you breath on them after the security will over ride if you hover your finger just above the pad. Done this with two friends computors that have them built in.

Five numbers and bonus £112,376.00 shared between three of us two years ago. Seven horse acumilator on Frankie Detori £99,999.00 (max the bookies paid) shared with a mate, three years ago. Odd grand here and there at Napoleons casino, including the same in losses.

Tried this for a quick giggle.......the missus says its not true. :D http://www.SexGage.com

Silver Zed in Goldthorpe, South Yorks, A15 SFX. Very clean.

Throw in the towel and tell her you have a facination with Simon Cowell's arse in your dreams, she really have something to think about then.

Cheers Sarah It just goes to show how bright I can be, Its the other half that keeps leaving me for dead in her CLK and this keeps pissing me off. I may have to up grade to a turbo as I have spare money soon heee heee.

I have a bog standard NA and have just fitted a derestricting thing on the back of my speedo ( thanks Z center ). Everything seems to be running fine, and at least I dont have to guess my speed for the camera crew, but what sort of top speed should I be looking for. Cheers.

Has Mr Duff started wearing a wig, skirt and heels these days? or is he still wearing his weekend work gear???????????

Just had a mate of mine phone me to say that a leggy blonde number has crashed into his Z4 ( Shame.......) :rofl: :rofl: the reason he has phoned me is that the lady was driving a kitted out 300ZX. Has someone in Rotherham had a mishap, and bumped there beautiful 300ZX on a nasty Z4????????? :nono:

Am I in Paris cos your a real Eiffel. Sad I now, but it worse as you get old.

They tried to sell this last year and only got $3500. Problem is it can only be driven on the road in 3 or 4 states in USA, the others say display purpose only.

Black thunder coming from them hills then. I'll check the A&E listings tommorrow.

Chilli and stella, I bet she'll love you later. I had to suffer Next and Matalan shopping for clothes. True entertainment. Also working at the brother in laws new shop Eze-move across from the delightful little resturant, Hog roast.

Sorry, out in the wifes CLK and you pulled in front of us at the Ford roundabout.

Casually driving through Parkgate this afternoon and who do see but Sarah ( Fairladyzgirl ) coming out of the bargin booze shop :duffer: :duffer: and hiding in her car,,,,,,,was it Mr Duff??????????? :x: Then blow me at the next roundabout I let her infront of me and they happen to be going to Morrisons. Familly shopping is it? Looks like we're settling down there girl. :wack: Ps Car looks and sounds great.

Spares are:- Peugot 106xn Corsa 1.4 16v sport Maverick 2.7 td 7 seater Merc CLK 230 kompressor Toyota Hilux 4x4 pickup Suzuki Streetfighter 7/11 I just end up collecting things.

My missus has the CLK 230 kompressor, good for 150mph, 32mpg around town, 45mpg on the motorway and carries four in comfort. £238.00 fully comp and shes only in her 30's.

Found this for sale and wondered about opinions. Never seen this kit before.