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what i want to know is wheres all this global warming we keep hearing about ,,,im off outside with a brolly and 2 cans of hairspray ,,,and you can bet in a month theres gonna be a hosepipe ban too

the missus told the bruv in law last night that i'd never had a foreign holiday this nearly caused the whole resteraunt to come to a complete stop and i ended up feeling like a leper they all thought it was weird and even 1 of the waiters had to comment , its something ive never done cos everytime ive had enough cash to go to foreign climates ive always bought a car or a bike now im 35 and im getting sucked into this cos im worrying that im missing out on things ive never been on a plane ( not that im scared of flying ...its crashing that bothers me ) or been on a big ferry/boat the wifes been all over the world and she and now the rest of the family think im a bit weird.......whaddya all reckon

getting bladdered in york!!!!!!!!!!!! you animal lol

how about a forum for smokers only not outside as its raining but maybe somewhere in the back with a window open

its good for ya mate i can hear your liver cheering from here lol plus it gives you summat to look forward to...what ya saving for mate

dolomite sprint with a 1900 engine in it went like a barstewered bright orange with black vinyl roof and chrome slot mag alloys

fpmsl i'll tell him , the wife laughed so hard at that she had to rush to the loo

im a second dan in origami and a master of the scottish martial art " FOOKYOO " which is mostly headbutting and swearing :headvswal

they were damn brave as i have 2 four legged burglar alarms

you got to keep the faith ..i too was once a non-zedder but i saw the light ok they might not be as many zed fans as say honda civic fans and i know stuff for my zed is expensive its not cheap to run it smells weird the exhausts are too loud and it needs loads doing to it but tbh is there anything else like it on our roads today

hi peeps many thanx for all the replies we are seeking legal advise on the matter as we still have no front porch keys ( something to do with a mix up at the head office ) and have proof the bills have been paid....i will let you know the outcome thanx again matty

ive heard that next year summer is going to be on july 18th lol

cheers for the replies peeps and speed demon thanx for the advise im sure its not the end of the matter as my missus is well fired up but appreciate the advise

just wondered if anyone has had a run in with british gas came home yesterday after a BAD day weather wise job wise money wise etc only to find that there was a sticker on my porch door saying british gas had gained entry into my property ( home owner not rented ) and fitted an electric meter, they had changed the lock on the porch door and taken the keys with them and there was a number to ring to get a set of keys sent out to us. they had also gained entry into the house itself but the inner door to our house hadnt had its lock changed they had used a locksmith , on the bottom step of my stairs in the house was a letter and a plastic key thing the letter said that due to non payment of the leccy bill they had obtained a warrant from the justice of the peace and broke in ,,now i have 2 japanese akita dogs and a german shepard i found all my dogs locked in the conservatory and due to the stress they must have been under they had trashed the place and badly damaged the french doors that lead into the consevatory imyself or my partner have never recieved a letter from british gas or a threat of them breaking into my house i have never seen a warrant which i thought you had to be shown something before access is gained im shaking typing this as im so angry as we have just had the locksmith guys on the phone saying our new keys to my porch are in HULL and we wont recieve them till tommorrow so that would have been 2 days without me being able to get in my house it was only by good luck i had the electric blipper for my garage door and was able to get through the garage into the back garden and get into my house as there is only access this way or through the front door god knows what would have happened if i hadnt id have been homeless and the poor mutts would have been hungry,,,,,,,,,,, needless to say the missus has been in touch with the citizens advise and they have put us in touch with a solicitor but according to them if british gas has followed their protocol we havent a leg to stand on.............and the bill for all this £435.68 not inc v.a.t it beggers belief..............anyone had a similar situation as im on the verge of going to the head quarters of british gas and causing a scene

go see them mate if they tell you to take a hike you have lost nothing but if they welcome you the you will gain everything it takes big kahunas to do went through the same with my missus was a bit strained at first but things are getting better times a great healer.....good luck

yeah she says even if it rains or is cold there are still the allegyns in the air her words not mine cos the only thing i suffer with is a pain in the wallet lol she says try a good antihystemene it should sort it out for ya hth buddy

my missus used to be a nurse mate she reckons it could be a form of hayfever

her lumps..her lumps.....i love her lady lumps

yup get it ALL THE TIME ive even nearly come to blows with a guy in a pub car park who called me something like a show off rich w@nker.......me rich i doubt it he then went onto say "that sort of car is for porn stars and footballers" i should have kicked him into touch and diddled his missus but instead i just walked away mainly cos there were kids nearby otherwise i'd have had a new bonnet emblem

tis a great shame that on such a fantastic club there are still people who will try and con people i dont know about anyone else but i would have no qualms paying for a calendar before i recieve it at least that way there can be no financial worries to the club and i'm sure im not alone in that view

stand prescot in front of madeley knock prescot out and he would fall backwards onto madeley thus causing him damage cos hes a fat troll then i'd finish the day off with hunting for more celebs to injure........anyone know gordon ramseys phone number

hi mate you can get caps that lock and are dead easy to take off with the little key check out ebay hth

what about K4SSA if you can find it or make it from the database 4s look better as "a" than 8s

kids will use the rear as a slide but i bet it handles like a go kart cos it sure looks like 1 lol

mate love those wheels and spoiler mmmmmmmmm very moody in the low light