Sussex stu

Here here, Yam R6, good on you

WTF is going on with the world and this contry, Everyone is intent on suing each other, people cry racisim at the first instance, or "i can do do that, its against health and safety" glad the guy's case was dropped, i wish he had a blown chevy block, at least they would have got the message. It seems the police and the rest of the world are now governed totally by the poxy politcal correct. Are you going to take a frigging pigeon to court, because it shat on your shoulder. NO excatly. Everyone is scared they will get in the poo. If it was declared that a huge metorite was going to wipe out the world if a few days, best thing that could happen. Sorry had a really bad fooking day...............

After the day ive had, this is just what i needed to fooking read.................... ive worked my arse off, started at 7am tiling a bloody kitchen, then fitting a bath and shower, then quotes, then an emergency call. Just so i can get a few extra quid to buy my zed the engine it deserves and rip up the roads of Sussex. Thats not before my cheating ex wife dosent try and screw me for more money that i havent got. There are workers, and people who want to work, let them have the jobs, and bow locks to people who " Oh i'd be better off on the dole" sure dam right you would, this poxy goverment, tax u when your alive, tax your family when you die, just so some donkeys can sit back and enjoy watching all the morning tv, getting drunk on hard working peoples money. Thats it im hitting the Stella's. Sorry rant over.

Have sent you email buddy, will be in this evening.

Haven taken best part of Sunday to remove the intake manifold and the heads. What a horrible fiddly job!!!! In order to replace the head gasket. Is it worth replacing the valves with uprated ones, and the injectors, As checking the condition of the injectors on removal, they all seem to be corrided, and brittle. When removing the parts, under the intake manifold, found it bloody hard work to get to most of them. is there anyway of bypassing any of the pipes to make installation easier.

Thank Christ i have a good stomach. Went to a local pub for a meal with the girfriend last night. We both had prawn salad for starters. Anyway drinking and filling our tums, i got to within 3 mouthfulls of finishing it. When i looked down and saw something moving on a my plate. To which i said quite loudly "what the fook?" girlfriend said "oi calm down, not so loud" but i said "its moving" we both looked at my plate to see a worm or about 4cm heading for the last prawn. :hurl: she instantly stopped eating and became a strange colour, i took the plate to the bar and saw the boss, to which he said " Can i help you", i then showed him that i had someone else on my plate for dinner. His face dropped, and he took the culprit of my plate, and stormed into the kitchen. Next thing lots of shouting and banging around. When he returned he was very apologetic, and stated that there would be no charge whatsoever for our entire meal, including drinks. At the end of the meal, the manager, bought us a bottle of champayne and two glasses. He was good as gold and kept on saying sorry. NO CHARGE. I will still eat there as its the best pub grub ive had. Thinking about it today, was that the only one with the prawn salad, or were ther others? Either way, i think i will check my food carefully.

They are quick as hell, bit rare to find one that hasnt been arse whipped, if not another one is the Suzuki GTi.

Captain slow for the boss, i agree, viva el presedente!! but i have some extra sentances. to the above list. 1. Pay per view execution for all the serious crimes, to be held in Leicester square every other weekend. Tickets £5 per person. that will make you loads of cash. 2. Legalise brothels and prostitution, for men and women. This will reduce sexual crimes. 3, New ruling on road craft. If someone is driving like a prick or too slow, or too aggresive. You are allowed to ram them off the road, as you feel fit. and not get in trouble. 4. Import a few hundred tons of pure cocaine. Not mixed with other stuff. Give it away for free to all the smackheads, let them OD on it. This solves the drug related crimes like burglary and shoplifting. and will provide more jobs in the mortuary, grave digging and funneral areas. 5. Immigration. (this could get the odd reply) As in Ali G 'In da house' if their not fit, then fook off, male or female. If their not going to put something back to this country, then no chance. Sure people are allowed to our wonderful new empire, but if they aint working, they aint coming in. 6. Old people wearing big dark wrap around glasses, and driving in a arctic style survival suit in the middle of summer, wearing driving gloves, are banned full stop from the road. 7. Chavs who try to race decent people in their cherrished cars (ie ZED's) and get blown away, should be fined for the inconvinence, of causing distress to said zed drivers. If however the zed should loose this race, the chav is allowed only to tell his mates ONCE about this matter. If his mates or the chav then continue this matter, they will become part of the pay per view execution. If bosses of the new empire and rules do something not within the law, they will not be held responsable in any way. Captain Slow for president.............!!!!!!!! I will be in charge of the fishing and gambling.

luv it, that will teach him to honk his horn, wish it could happen to some people on the road. lol

This brings back memories too. lol, walking out with bits in your pockets, that u didnt need, the odd time actually buying stuff, walked out of a scrappy in west london when younger with a complete set of mark 2 escort roof trim and and both front track rod ends, and a handbrake lever. basically pulled my socks around the bottom of my jeans and then put the track rods down the inside of my jeans by ankles, lengths of metal trim down the t shirt back and too into the jeans. Walked along like the tin man. lol Why do scarp yards have puddles with bits of hardboard on, when you think its safe to use to cross over, you step on it, then its sinks, and the water suddenly goes from rainwater to oily muddy sticky crap stuck to your shoes water. Then you get back in your car and get it all over the interior mats, carpet, and footwell. Ha HA the good old days.

were you interviewed at the scene of the crash by police? i agree with Andyduff, were you given a HORT/1 ( technical name for 7 day producer) if u didnt produce as required, then they book you up for no insurance, no licence, no mot. These can be produced at court, that should get rid of those charges. As ex job myself, i might be able to offer some good advice, look for my msn in the threads. Chat in evening. if it helps.

mucho cerveza, sin your. have a good one.

Having checked threads, we have had favorite films, best driving songs etc. i just got back from cinema with the other half, after watching 'Pulse', fook me, that made me jump, really dark and strange. Makes you never want to use your computer.... Also, some other films that scare the stuff out of you An american werewolf in London, The Grudge and Salems Lot. Any others, list them down, lets see what films freak u.

I feel rough as hell too, keep destroying stella's and red wine, they definatley dont mix. then the poxy dog wakes me up at 6am, because he wants to get the pigeon in the garden.......................................... Stupid animal, anyone want a mad crazy chocolate labrador............

Found these on You tube, Both of them would deter anyone from tampering with your zed. very funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyPY9SmhvQU or You Tube - Possessed demon cat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpwx_0rQX90 or You Tube - a funny dog. Sussex stu

Lovely motor, the swb, quattro, last one i saw racing was at Brands hatch rallycross, with an RS200, and will gallops metro 6R4, , Would love one now, rare as rocking horse poo. yum.

Look after yourself and the rest of the guys and girls.

Whilst working in Brigthon, yesterday afternoon, i was parked in a small courtyrad just of the Lanes, had cleared parking issues with local traffic warden, (bought him a cuppa) whilst fitting new gutters to the shop roof, i heard what i can only describe as the same sound as a formula one car, As i looked down, there parking in front of my plumbing van, was a very shinny red ENZO. Obviously i then needed something from the van at this point. Started chatting to the driver, who was about 30 years old. Nice bloke. When a black range rover HSE all blinged, 22 or 24" spinners too, parked beside, two guys i can only descride as hired heavies!! got out, The lad i was chatting too, threw one of them another set of keys, As i continued drooling over the ENZO, the guy with the keys approached a shop front (looked run down, but still a disused shop) pressed the key fob, and the shop front was actually an up and over door to a underground carpark. HOW COOL!!. 2 mins later another great sounding engine from the underground car park starts. Then a brand new Aston Martin DB9 Vantage sport, with full carbon comes out, The owner of the ENZO then asks for a couple of cards, joins his mate's in the DB9 and Range rover, they all start up and drive away. Took pics on my phone, had some great shots, but later in the day, went to view the pics and the phone has died a death. even after charging still wont fooking work. So have now lost loads of pics of the Z Brighton run, and the ENZO and a DB9. Gutted. Hopefully he will need some plumbing work doing, then i can get pics on the digital camera. If anyone knows Brighton, its a nightmare to find anywhwere to park that hasnt got yellows or clampers. Let alone owning a secret, hidden underground car park. How the other half live....................... Keep dreaming, 5,9,23,29,36,45, thats should do it.

Just sorced a decent engine, form a company call Jap Engines in Barking Essex, anyone ever heard of them or used?

Very very funny, just trying to picture it, must have sounded like all hell was going to happen, Him and his mate running for the hills PMSL......................

Luv it

Now that i have found out what the zed has wrong, its seems the heads are shagged, is it worth rebuilding the existing, new seats, valves, seals etc and skimming or just go and get new already done, Are new ones the most cost effective in time, but cost a few more quid, Are the engines of safe design? as in have zero compression on the heads, is it likely the valves had wacked the pistons? any advice would be greatfully recieved.

Thanks bud, very funny, good site.

To end my already crap week, after all the poxy copper pipe and injury. At the job i'm on, the customer had a huge kitchen deliverd buy Wickes, The 7.5 tonner turned up outside, with two lads in, then told me they couldnt park outside the house as it would block the road for too long, fair point, so i asked if they could park just 50ft away on a single yellow. Bearing in mind this house is in a very very quiet street, the single yellow has virtually disappeared. No one goes there and its has never even seen a traffic warden. I was told then that due to health and safety they could park there, but could not offload, as could only deliver to within 15 yards of the house. Then he really wound me up and said we will have to offload up the street, and you can carry the items to the house, bearing in mind there was a total of 96 items. There were a few words exchanged, and comments by me, stating "what do you do, if an old lady orders a kitchen of your crappy company" to which all i got was a shoulder shrugg. He drove off, i complained to the store in a big way. 1/2 hour later, he returns with his mate and parks where i had suggested. They didnt even have f*****g sack barrow. So i took as long as phyiscally possible to take one or two items at a time, some as heavy as two little brass door handles.(phew) SO 2 1/2 hours later, i had got the kitchen items to the house. They complained that i have made them late for all of their other delivery's TUFF POO you stupid poxy jobs worth twat. (Apologuies to any delivery drivers in here, as i know you are up against time, tachos etc, but you do work hard, rather than this pillock.) Whinge over, time to clean the zed. Stu

Cool idea, but wierd results, Matches me to George Galloway the MP (nowhere near me) and Kiera Knightley ( dont mind being compared to her or with her) but im 6'3" with really short hair, and shes all petite and cute. I would never get in the dress in Pirattes of Carribean. lol