zedex82

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Well then he invented the ultimate weight loss program.

I wish I could put weight on. I eat so much food and cr@ppy food and I still only weigh 11 stone. I am over 6 foot so I look like a broom handle. As for clothes, try getting a 30" waist with a 34" inside leg. Perhaps Mr Atkins could do a weight gain program.

:rofl: :rofl: PMSL :rofl: :rofl:

I am from Middlesbrough originally, and believe me, I was being nice :D

Thanks Chunk :hyper: :hyper:

We can celebrate together. It is my actual birthday today. :duffer: 21 again

Sounds like the people on your estate have too much money. The only other jap car near me is a scoobie. Oh yes, there is an MR2 that has been stripped down a bit. There are a few boy racers in their Corsas and the like. When I am outside cleaning the Zed, they all slow down just before my house and then boot it past whilst staring at me from under their Burberry hat.

Judge Dredd was always one of my faves.

At least we have all been warned and will never go to Bonsai Cars. I know that is no comfort for the poor guy whos car it is.

At first it was thought that it had created devestation over a 30 mile radius. This was until a fire officer explained that was how Teesside looks normally. Locals are now trying to start a disaster fund. £13.47 is needed to rebuild the local area.

Weather was nice on the way back, but the wife would not let me take the roof off. It spoils her hair :rant: :rant: Going to buy her a hat or one of those headscalf thingys you see on Heartbeat. Bunny is right, the left hand becomes so useful when you do not have to change gears. You can give the W@nker sign for a lot longer as you pass all those little boy racer chavs in their Corsas and Citroens.

That would mean I would need to gain the use of my left arm :p :p

Was aproaching Shrewsbury on the A49 and turning left towards Oswestry. There was a Red Zed about 10 cars in front of me. I was in my White Zed.

Everything was going fine, then all of a sudden the rev counter flew up and the car started to slow down. In a split second al I could see was the bank balance being reduced to nothing. Then the wife said in a calm and soft voice, " Sorry I have just knocked that thing into N " She had knocked the gear stick with her elbow - Thank Fook :) :)

Moderated in moderation :) In your question, I am sure that a couple of other friends would tell you that they have never had any problems. Its all swings and roundabouts. :rofl: Matt

Only had my Zed a few months and the longest journey I have done is from Gloucester to Castle Combe. Going to North Wales (Wrexham) today and I have decided to take the Zed. This will be about a 240 mile round trip. I am taking the essentials:- Credit Card AA Card See you all in a couple of days :hyper: :hyper: Matt

Problem is that in a disagreement, there are always two sides of the truth. Things get posted and then can get a little out of hand. I do not think that there is a 100% correct way of handling these sort of issues, it is up to the individuals involved and the staff to monitor it, and to ensure that it does not end up as a public hanging.

I was going to upgrade to a digital SLR and looked very closely at the Nikon D70S. It is an excellent camera. The only problem with a Digital SLR is you loose a few of the functions of a normal point and click digital camera. I opted for the Fuji S9500. It is not an SLR, but has nearly all of the functions of an SLR and can be used like an SLR. It has a 28-300mm lense. Virtually zero shutter lag. You can take photos in RAW format. The biggest downside is that you cannot change the lense. Although I hate Dixons, they do have a good selection of cameras. Go down to your local Dixons and have a play with them. Get a good feel for the camera. Whichever camera you buy you will need to buy a memory card. Most SLR`s do not come with one and the cameras that do, are only big enough to hold 3 photos.

lmao

Nice vid. Mine is the white one pulling in to the car park at the start. Excellent stuff. Matt

Nice one! It is always nice to solve these problems, a great sense of achievement.

Hopefully I should be able to come along.. This would be my first SW meet :)

I'll be there 1, Chunk 2, MickeyB 3, Peach 4, wozzer 5, j the gun 6, Ceejay 7, yam 8, jason 9, Jason Farrow 10, Mr_red 11, Eacyboy 12, daves_new-ZX 13, mal300 14, Mowgs 15, hunnipie! 16, Suzy 17 boldy 18, zedex82

People are trying to sell Kit Kats on Ebay fo £50. Some daft idiot will buy one :hyper: :hyper: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Kit-kat-big-brother-golden-ticket_W0QQitemZ4464811144QQcategoryZ38174QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem