CarlZ

:rofl: :rofl: didnt spot that myself. HENCE

:rofl: i wonder who's gonna get the cards, sarah :rofl:

:rofl: :rofl: and be screeming like a banshee all saturday night

yep and that reminds me, because the clit is in the ear i asked the wife (ex now) if i could come in her ear, she said no because it will make her go deaf, i said no it wont, i been cuming in your mouth for years and it aint stopped you talking

you shouldnt have warned him, you know they like the thrill of the hunt

and then ask for payment

he's not been on since april 2005

i have done a couple of times, but no one knows it was me, thinking about doing it again soon but differently

i bought a brushed aluminum one looked crap too shiney, too plastic, and dont fit very well plus it looked cheap and tacky

wait untill play time

put some pics up and details

you could always munch on that kebab again :rofl: :rofl:

hench the burning helmet then too much chilli sauce

i see your a type 7, wheres that other one is a quality type 4 check your stools against the chart to find out what type you are

you could try an estate agent and tell 'em you been living in the car :rofl: What car is it a zed?

battery or mains?

and thats without carrying the thing around :rofl:

no the thread is turning shit :rofl:

There you go how about that for a Richard supreme :rofl:

no still tripping here thanks sarah

or he got his feet on the wrong way today

but how do you top up the washer bottle for the rear window? and my tyre is flat at the bottom, is that where the puncture is, or is it because my car is a LWB and i got SWB wheels on it?

no its yours bud honest, it was given to me to give to you by the girls on here for your valintnes pressie, shit i just dropped 'em in it they wanted me to keep it secret :x: hush my mouth

im sure he will be able to stop her falling asleep :rofl: :rofl:

found a book for you that will explain it all :rofl: :rofl: