CarlZ

to a degree you dont want her thinking you dont find her a turn on, girls like to think they are a turn on, even if they pretend they dont want you to some like a little tease they love it really

nice 1 youngman, well done. now all you gotta do is get the knickers off seriously glad the night went as you hoped

Yesssss, look at that i agree on this 1....stunning

Not yet but will put 1 on soon as get battery for the camera, he seems to have adopted me now follows me everywhere, dont understand why he is a stray he such an affectionate little bloke came up nice with a good brush someone must really be missing him

bloody hell 10 pages of advise we given him and he still worrying....bless him, might have to physically help him out here

why put your hands in your pockets........shes got hands get her to do it for ya

well said :duffer:

As long as she dont scratch her b***ox as well lol

My mate goes like that when he meets a bird he likes, goes to serious to soon gets the hump if she dont text him back imidiatly, lose's all his sense of humour too, it then dont take long before he lose's the girl too. They like a fun chilled guy some one they can have a laugh with who isnt to serious or heavy So stop worrying chill and go with the flow, just take it as a bit of fun at the moment, at your age it should all just be a bit of fun, if you get a shag its a bonus Seriously if your worrying it will show and she will pick up on it

lol you'll have to find out manually then, better fun anyway

tossers, i had that happen to a 200sx i once had lovely crease along drivers door some twat obviously reversed out of a parking bay opposite to where the car was parked had only left the car for 10 min max. What pissis me off no one ever sees it when it happends to me, if i was to do it every fooker in the world would see it would have the law round before i got home, what ever happened to honesty?

good you can ask her then

Lmao you will have to find that one out yourself or you could ask her

start the zed up at 6 in the morning outside his house and rev the nuts out of it, then say to him now thats fakin noise mate, bet he wont say anything again lol but have ya camera working first incase he tries to damage your car then you got the coont

yep deffinatly a mk 10 jag that. Gerry Halliwell mm now where talkin

young fellor cinema best place to take a bird coz u aint gotta look at em or talk to em and they think they had a good night haha, advice get a seat at the back wink wink, if you have already been time you read this, gotta ask was there beard? ;)

yer sure bet none of ya (lads that is) would turn her away if she offered it lol she would be good enough then. I wouldnt say no if she begged lol Thick or not good enough for me to munch on

well she's welcome to have a mouthfull of my king burger lol apologies if its been said before

just had to watch her "These boots where made for walking" vidio on Dukes of Hazzard DVD again. Man she's got some form :bow:

And naked! she can be the first to get em off and ablige, better than looking at the ugly ******* thats in the kitchin, sick of having to look at that she can be the first to be locked away

nice 1 gonna start straight away make an announcement on t.v a party politicle broadcast on behalf of the scrawni party

That is so true they are making a mint out of it, just as currupt as the rest of em we gotta stand up for ourselves

i be the entertainments and morel rights minister I propose any good looking young lady who you find attractive is not allowed to say no! They have to oblige and go round naked for our entertainment. And any ugly birds are not allowed out the house, let alone put make up on to try and make a silk purse out of a sows ear coz thats totallt imoral and offensive to our eyes

Here here! If these ppl dont like us or our beliefs why the fek are they here. Its our country our religen yet we are the infidels who should be wiped out, Thats charming when we opened our doors for them welcomed them in with open arms now we are the enemy, they get better education here national health social security etc, yet they want to kill us, we cant say fek all to em coz its racist but they can preace death and hate to us burn our national flag which we are no longer alowed to fly, and they get away with it! you try doing it in there country they would shoot you where you stood. Yes it does piss me off when i see blair on holiday while innocent ppl could of lost their lives becouse these terrorists dont like what the west stands for, well who made us hated so much? The bloody politicians. The imigrants take the piss so called asylam seekers who cross continants to get here this aint there first port of asylem they come here coz its easy and we are paying for them and will keep on paying, do the polititions worry, i think not it aint in there back yard. And im english born in england not british which i have to say now, give us back our identity!! Truth is this lot are to worried what the rest of the world are gonna think of us if we say no, other countries dont give a toss what the rest of the world think of em, to busy playing mr nice guys

Lol trying to resist.....honest but its looking more and more attractive lol.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................come here you little bugger, come to daddy....caved in!!