scrawni

If you go for the elite then it has memory front heated seats, memory mirrors, haeted rear seats, rear elec sunblind, bose sound system, and best of all its not a ford.

She has tacken over, just like the Labour party no one knows who is in charge anymore. I need a secret police force to get rid of all medlers.

If you can swing a 2 foot batton then you are in

If you were in charge of Law enforcement what would you propose to do for the country?

Erm sorry brothers and sisters but as you know with all these things, the erm lady at the back is allways right.

Cabinet leader what do you think?

Hello, this is the First Lady, I am very sorry to all those that elected themselves holder of the purse strings but ...... back off, that's my job! However, there are other positions available such as Transport sec, School sec (gotta keep those boy racers in check) but the most important one of all is my very own Personal sec!

I thought you wanted the Omega

Right then my manifesty thingy 1:All cars are to be taxed up to the hilt except Zeds, when upon proof of being driven to the max will have rebates of 95% 2:Beer and spirits will be made available only to bonafidi Zed owners 3:Any insult to a Zed or thier owner will be punishable by 30 lashes (thats lashes not lasses) 4:Hippies will be made into park wardens and all round tree planters 5:The war on terror starts with all bad body kits taken off the open market (this is to be decided upon by a select panel of top body modders headed by Jason Farrow and Bee Gee Vince) 6:Parties and general piss ups are to be organised by the ladies (as they do a wonderful job of keeping us fed, this will be headed by Madhamster if he will have it) If there is anything I have left out that you feel should be discused by my cabinet, or indeed infront of the wardrobe, then we will be very interested to find out as being in power is a teadious job and we need a laugh now and again.

I pay 28% stopages from my wage packet 17.5% vat, thats 45.5% plus all the tax I pay for owning a car, road tax, tax on fuel, tax on insurance, tax for owning a house, tax for making a phone call ffs (thats a tax for talking by the way) Who the fook wants to pay more tax for something that we are never going to use or need. :rant:

Bloke needs a kickin just for having a go in the first place, what happened to talking and asking if you could get some new glow plugs or something like that. I hate ignorant tw@ts

PMSL

Just add that to the list mate

Why can't I get girls to show me thier badge :x: Oh I know what you mean now

Oh did I not say, Minis are banned for being too small (thats the car not the skirts, they are too long)

Don't get the handcuffs out, she might leave you there

Vote for me and I will give all fossil fuel burners a tax reduction, Bring back hanging, Make all hippies practice what they preach and sweep the streets and plant trees and tidy old people gardens, Make Friday afternoon a public holiday, oh and Monday morning. Get rid of ASBOs and just shoot the furkers

I thought you was dateing a girl

I don't drink any more I don't drink any less either :duffer:

Whoops, was it a diferent hol he took that i'm thinking of

What

95? was you going down hill :x:

Mine was dumped at 4 weeks old, just not enough meat on it for a chow mien so we took it in.

When I read the title I had images of a super heroine swooping down to save the day

:bow: :bow: But why can't Blair wait until parliment close down for the summer to take a break, he knew the hours of work when he took the job. Hang the terorist for treason