scrawni

My old man had two, so he could make the best of both and that still fell apart.

I'm trying honest I am

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

toast

I know where I can get hold of some but they are not on the pc, thankfully.

Turds

Its a Ford, GM thing in America and Australia. I think you either like Fords or you just detest them mate, and when you have had bad ones then it puts you right off them.

Why did the house wife stare at the orange juice? cos it said concentrate on the carton. Why do women have legs? have you seen the mess snails make :x:

So they can do the washing up, durrr

Tits

Hey it was rather scary hair, do you think it will hurt the campain?

I think you need to have a word with yourself, You know if you had bought the fluffy steering wheel cover as well you would have made 1200bhp. You doughnut

Isn't that a photo shoot for Mahtyr monthly

I am looking for a minister to head talks with countries and clubs in volved to allow us free passage accross the globe to Aus. This will entail negotiation for free high octane fuel and ferry passage where needed. Are you up for it?

The funny thing is I used to have hair like that :(

Mr Bunny, I'm in tears :bow: :bow:

All sent for you bud.

All we need now is a campaign manager and we is off, did you note the use of the word is to appeal to the chavs who can only aspire to our high level of Zedness, I think its a vote winner.

Thats cool

You mate are my new head of secret police, But all the officers have to be cute brunettes like in your sig

You got the job mate :dance:

I think you my dear can be the defence minister as you are not scared of anything. You will get to play with lots of big toys as well

I tell you what mate if you become my minister for chatting up the chicks, then you can have two. One for each foot :rofl:

We all know how you love the scorpio bud, but its just a ford which as you know means Fix Or Repair Daily VXs are for better cars and have just as much stuff in them.

Remember voters if you vote for me you can have Monday morning and Friday afternoon off work, it will be the law.