I, the Penis hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:-

 

* I do physical labour

* I work at great depths

* I plunge headfirst into everything I do

* I do not get weekends off, nor public holidays

* I work in a damp environment

* I do not get paid overtime

* I work in dark, poorly ventilated conditions

* I work in high temperatures

* My work exposes me to contagious diseases

 

 

MANAGEMENT RESPONSE:

 

Dear Penis,

 

After considering your request and assessing the arguments raised, the

administration rejects your request for the following reasons:-

 

 

* You do not work 8 hrs straight

* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods

* You do not always follow the orders of the management team

* You do not stay in your allocated position and often stray into other areas

* You do not take initiative and have to be pressured and stimulated to start working

* You leave the worksite rather messy at the end of your shift

* You often fail to observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing

* You will retire well before reaching 65

* You are unable to work double shifts

* You sometimes leave your allocated position before completing the job

* And as if that were not all, you have been observed entering and leaving

the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

 

Sincerely,

The Management

 

 

Enjoy

 

Mrs dunk300zxtt(Wendy)

too close to home lol

Originally posted by dunk300zxtt:

 

I, the Penis hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:-

 

* I do physical labour

* I work at great depths

* I plunge headfirst into everything I do

* I do not get weekends off, nor public holidays

* I work in a damp environment

* I do not get paid overtime

* I work in dark, poorly ventilated conditions

* I work in high temperatures

* My work exposes me to contagious diseases

 

 

MANAGEMENT RESPONSE:

 

Dear Penis,

 

After considering your request and assessing the arguments raised, the

administration rejects your request for the following reasons:-

 

 

* You do not work 8 hrs straight

* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods

* You do not always follow the orders of the management team

* You do not stay in your allocated position and often stray into other areas

* You do not take initiative and have to be pressured and stimulated to start working

* You leave the worksite rather messy at the end of your shift

* You often fail to observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing

* You will retire well before reaching 65

* You are unable to work double shifts

* You sometimes leave your allocated position before completing the job

* And as if that were not all, you have been observed entering and leaving

the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags

 

Sincerely,

The Management

 

 

Enjoy

 

Mrs dunk300zxtt(Wendy)

 

Hey...thats my my letter.

 

Well, **** it.. Thats why i got fired