I was thinking about this today.

 

Let's just say the first horse brought mother natures wrath....... The second brought us terror and fire, and the third is here at the moment grinding the worlds economy to a halt . What could the fourth horse bring to totally piss us all off......?

 

Have a nice weekend everyone:duffer:

me but bigger and drunkerer

The last horseman had raided Halfords and loaded up with this little lot of automotive detritus.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ad infinitum

Sorry Stella, funki-si's horse is much scarier. Although he shouldn't really be reading this thread, he may not sleep tonight:nelson:

I've just found a packet of Phenergen which aren't really a sleeping tablet, they just make you drowsy, so I’ll feel just as *****cks as I am today, but probably worse and I want to work on my Z tomorrow. More cleaning and tyre fitting.

I was thinking about this today.

 

Let's just say the first horse brought mother natures wrath....... The second brought us terror and fire, and the third is here at the moment grinding the worlds economy to a halt . What could the fourth horse bring to totally piss us all off......?

 

Have a nice weekend everyone:duffer:

 

The White Horse - Religious Deception

 

"I watched as The Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest." (Revelation 6:1-2)

 

The Red Horse - War

 

"When The Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, "Come!" Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a large sword." (Revelation 6:3-4)

 

The Black Horse - Famine

 

"When The Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!" (Revelation 6:5-6)

 

The Pale Horse - Pestilence

 

"When The Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth." (Revelation 6:7-8)

ooh, hadies stable, the gateway to hell, i have my own saddle waiting for me to ride that black beast through the gateway to hell and beyond

The White Horse - Religious Deception

 

"I watched as The Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest." (Revelation 6:1-2)

 

The Red Horse - War

 

"When The Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, "Come!" Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a large sword." (Revelation 6:3-4)

 

The Black Horse - Famine

 

"When The Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!" (Revelation 6:5-6)

 

The Pale Horse - Pestilence

 

"When The Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth." (Revelation 6:7-8)

 

Holy shit , the black and red horse were spot on...........now I won't sleep tonight. :o

that bloody lamb should stop poking his nose in and get in my belly! :rant:"um lamb chops" doh!!!!!!! :tongue:

 

dan.:hyper:

Daniel 12:10 'and all the wicked will not understand, but the wise will understand..............'

Scotty 15:26. Religion is all a made up load of boll*cks designed to control the human race.

Scotty 15:26. Religion is all a made up load of boll*cks designed to control the human race.

 

Ahmen brother :D

i read through the four paragraphs and managed to fit every one around George Bush :o

Will that be your defence statement at the Great Judgement of mankind?

Will that be your defence statement at the Great Judgement of mankind?

 

yeah, "it wasnt me, it was him!"

Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind /QUOTE]

 

Wasn't he a Greek god? brother to Zues and Posiden, if so whats he doing in the bible?

 

I'm with Scotty

Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind /QUOTE]

 

Wasn't he a Greek god? brother to Zues and Posiden, if so whats he doing in the bible?

 

I'm with Scotty

 

 

hades is another word used for hell or death as is sheol i cant remember which one's what one is greek and the other's hebrew :D

Now im not into religion, but this thread has made me search and found this

 

1 Kings 22:11

Now Zedekiah son of Kenaanah had made iron horns and he declared, "This is what the LORD says: 'With these you will gore the Arameans until they are destroyed.' "

 

it should read

 

1 Kings 22:11

Now Zed son of the alimighty Nissan had made the V6 turbo and he declared, "This is what the LORD says: 'With these my child, you will gore the up the tarmac until they are destroyed.' "

 

Sorry if anyone takes offence to this.

Stu

The only place that Zed drivers are referred to in the Bible is in 2 Kings 9:20 " The lookout reported, "He has reached them, but he isn't coming back either. The driving is like that of Jehu son of Nimshi—he drives like a madman."

religion is the cause of all the worlds problems!! fook it i believe in the big bang.

So Caz tells me.

So Caz tells me.

 

:rofl:

has anyone met my ex wife?

has anyone met my ex wife?

 

is she into z's:D

no she's just scary

no she's just scary

 

:rofl::rofl::rofl: