I was happily driving along in my TT 300 down the M4 to Reading and, with the road being empty I decided to release my stress and floor it. Around the 130mph mark, big grin on my face I saw the unmistakeable blue flashing lights of the old bill behind me in one of these 'rapid response' police scoobys they have. "Shitte!"..for a few seconds I thought of outrunning him, but Mr Sensible took over and I decided to slow done, pull over and take the fine. Having stopped, the police man walked over and started to look around car.."Its nice" he said "I've always admired these cars, and as I have had a good day, have a lovely house and kids, I'll let you off with a warning ONLY if you can come up with an excuse I've never heard before for trying to get away from me just now."

I replied,

 

"Last week my wife ran off with a copper and I thought you were trying to bring her back.

 

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Rik

LMFAO!

hahahahahaha nice one...

Nice One, I've only been stopped once in Reading, and that was on the day I bought the car.

 

Mike (The only Zed driver in Reading)

LOL

 

 

 

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"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free

and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained

the antidote."

Emo Philips

ROFL!!!

lol