Modena, Italy:

The Ferrari F1 Team fired their entire Pit- Crew Yesterday. The

announcement

was followed by Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of the English

Government's "Work For the Dole" Scheme and hire unemployed youths from

Liverpool. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent

 

..

documentary

on how unemployed youths in Liverpool were able to remove a set of car

wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas ferrari's

existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds. This was thought to be an

excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won &

lost

in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team. However

Ferrari expectations were easily exceeded, as during the Crews first

practice session; not only were "da boyz from Bootle" able to change the

tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed,

rebadged,

and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four dozen Stella's

and

a gram of Charlie.

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Rik

hahahahaha ROFL

 

What do you call a Scouser in a suit?

That'll be 'The Accused' yer honour LMFAO

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy