Subject: FW: The clever girl with the lighter shade of hair

 

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a

handy-woman, and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

 

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had

any odd jobs for her to do.

 

"Well, you can paint my porch," he said; "How much will you charge me?"

The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?"

 

The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she

might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the

conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes

all the way around the house?

 

The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it. Do you think she's

dumb?"

 

"No. I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the 'dumb blonde' joke

emails we've been receiving."

 

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

 

"You're finished already?" the husband asked.

 

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two

coats."

 

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to

her.

 

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Honda."

 

Leigh

LMAFO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ivan