I have just been down south today, and on the way back, stopped at a Little Chef, on the A1 near Doncaster. I decided to go for a pee like ya do. and what do I see on the gents toilet wall......A Viagra Machine...LOL.....I was gob smacked, No Condom machine though.

 

It said on the machine...

 

Increases sexual performance by 96%

 

Guaranteed to make you go more than twice in one Night

 

I'm still in disbelief now LOL, Naturally I emptied the fooker. LOL :smash:;)

 

lol.. I've seen mini vibrators in some ladies loos :D

You are supposed to rub it into your eyes. It makes you look hard :rofl:

You are supposed to rub it into your eyes. It makes you look hard :rofl:

I dont need a pill to look hard Vini. ;)

Little chef, hope he enjoyed it :D

I thought it was a bit wrong that they are wanting men to get an everlasting stiffy, but no condom machine to make sure its a safe stiffy?

perhaps someone had prized the condom machine off the wall testing the stiffy.

lol.. I've seen mini vibrators in some ladies loos :D

 

:rofl: for those emergency situations

make sure you swallow it quick or your get a stiff neck

:rofl: for those emergency situations

 

:rofl: you never know :D

:rofl: you never know :D

in did say mini not MONSTER Athene LOL :rofl: :slap:

i have a few issues with men taking pics in the shittter:tongue::rofl:;)

make sure you swallow it quick or your get a stiff neck

 

:rofl:

 

in did say mini not MONSTER Athene LOL :rofl: :slap:

 

:slap: i'll shove it up your behind if you arn't careful !! :rofl:

click here to make your own photo-fit -

http://flashface.ctapt.de/

click here to make your own photo-fit -

http://flashface.ctapt.de/

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

click here to make your own photo-fit -

http://flashface.ctapt.de/

 

where the fook did you find that gem? :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

where the fook did you find that gem? :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

You make them up yourself - http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp

Edited September 11, 200817 yr by BIGSSS

You make them up yourself -http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp

 

fookin ace :bow: now thats my sense of humour. :)

They got shopping vouchers in the ladies. :D

I dont need a pill to look hard Vini. ;)

 

 

That's GOTTA be 'quoted' for posterity...

 

FPMSL @ This thread:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

:slap: i'll shove it up your behind if you arn't careful !! :rofl:

Ooooerrr Matron! LOL :p