Have you ever wondered about people who say that they are giving more than

100%?

 

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%

 

How about achieving 103%?

 

Here's a little bit of arithmetic which might prove helpful:

 

If alphabetical letters are represented by their numerical sequence:

 

A=1 B=2 C=3 D=4 E=5 F=6 G=7 H=8 I=9 J=10 K=11 L=12 M=13 N=14 O=15 P=16

Q=17 R=18 S=19 T=20 U=21 V=22 W=23 X=24 Y=25 Z=26

 

Then as percentages->

 

Hard work becomes:

 

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

Knowledge becomes:

 

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

Attitude becomes:

 

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

and BULLSHIT becomes:

 

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

So, it stands to reason that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude

will get you there and bullshit will put you over the top :-)

But, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%