Fook me I'm pissed but she had the most fantastic figure and offered it on a plate and I had to be home for a miserable bitch who only knows how to open her legs for a doctor every few years... Sob

 

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

(bet that's not in the swear filter )

LMFAO

 

How come I'm such a stud?

 

No sarcastic comments please... asking for it big time! LOL

 

Chris when will you learn FFS,you don't pull a stunner when you are pissed

to you she may have looked like a stunner,that's because you were pissed

 

I bet she weighed about 20 stone,had black teeth,greasey hair,covered in spots,and had the skin complexion of a wild hog.

Some stunner ehh mate .

 

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KEEP IT SIDEWAYS;).

Chris, I'll never forgive you for turning me down.

All together now.

 

Ten pairs of beer goggles, standing on the wall.

I did too............but it was the Mrs!!!!

 

Can anyone else notice she is looking over my shoulder right now!!

Well can you remember now? was she a stunner or a minger? LMFAO

 

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KEEP IT SIDEWAYS;).

Maybe half and half - a Stinger LOL

 

Croc-a-dilli-pig!!!

 

 

 

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"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into

one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live

in one place and get it over with."

Denis Leary

 

 

Here is a picture of the happy couple taken on Saturday

 

Very nice mate

 

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KEEP IT SIDEWAYS .

 

[This message has been edited by MAC 1 (edited 03-09-2002).]

It's my geeky looks and Lino King shirt that drives 'em into a frenzy

 

 

Originally posted by ChrisC:

It's my geeky looks and Lino King shirt that drives 'em into a frenzy

 

Why have you got a T-shirt dedicated to kitchen flooring bud?

 

Threesome anyone?

 

 

 

 

 

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LMFAO

 

 

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KEEP IT SIDEWAYS;).

Did you know that Staines was the Lino capital of the world?

 

Lino was invented by Frederick Walton, the son of a Yorkshire Engineer. He came to the Hale Mill in Staines on the River Colne in 1864.

 

At its peak, the site (just opposite where the Two Rivers complex now is) covered 45 acres and was Staines biggest employer with 3,000 jobs. The factory finally closed in 1970.

 

In commemoration, to this day, anyone who wears a "Lino King" t-shirt through Staines town centre after dark on Friday and Saturday evenings is guaranteed their choice of Staines' most attractive women. As you can see from the pictures earlier in this thread.

 

(Apologies in advance to Mrs Atomic who I have never met and I am sure is a complete stunner.)

"Am I minging? I'm not a minger!!!"

 

 

Jade : They don't do that in the Thames though, do they?

 

Spencer : No. I don't work on the Thames though do I. I work in Cambridge.

 

Jade : Is there not the Thames there?

 

Spencer : No!

 

Jade : Oh. I thought the Thames went there.

 

Spencer : No.

 

Jade : What? So you work in Cambridge, on a little river bank or somefink?

 

Spencer : Yes ... on a little river bank.

 

Jade : Why - is there a river called the Cambridge river?

 

Spencer : Yeah, it's called the Cam.

 

Jade : Really? You swear? I only thought there was the Thames. I thought that was the main one in London.

 

Spencer : It is. I don't live in London.

 

Jade : I'm confused. I thought Cambridge was ...

 

Spencer : That Cambridge was in London?

 

Jade : Yeah. I knew Birmingham weren't in London. I thought Cambridge was in London.

 

Spencer : Would you like to go and tell the group what you just said?

 

Jade : No ...

 

Spencer : You thought Cambridge was in London?

 

Jade : Yeah. I thought it was just a bit out. In London, but a bit out. You know you've got Bermondsy, Lewisham and all them sort of places; I thought that Cambridge was in London, but a different place.

 

Spencer : Cambridge is a city.

 

Jade : But we've got the city in London.

 

Spencer : Yes. The city is called London. And there's different parts of it. Cambridge is a city.

 

Jade : Of where? Kent?

 

Jade : Well England's a country, London's a city, Bermondsey's just a throw-off. Now where are you? What's your country, and what's your things? I'm confused.

 

Spencer : What country am I from? England. The city is called Cambridge, the county Cambridgeshire.

 

Jade : So it's not Kent then?

 

Spencer : No ... The region is called East Anglia.

 

Jade : East Anglia? That's abroad. Is there not a place called East Anglia abroad?

 

Spencer : Jade, have you been taking the stupid pills again?

 

Jade : Every time people tell me they work in East Anglia, I actually think they're talking about near Tunisia and places like that. Am I thick?

 

Spencer : Well, I hate to say it; but ...

 

Jade : No!

 

Spencer : ... you are.

 

Jade : Cos Scottish and Irish and all that comes under England, doesn't it?

 

Spencer : No ... They come under Great Britain. Scotland and Wales have their own flags. Northern Ireland and Ireland are different.

 

Jade : So they're not together? Where's Berlin?

 

 

 

 

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Somebody please tell me that's not a joke ...

Originally posted by AndyP:

Somebody please tell me that's not a joke ...

 

ROFL

 

Skippy you truly are the naughty bush kangaroo if ever I saw one! FFS! LMFAO

 

Andy...nope...I witnessed that conversation with Ms. Goody and Spencer. She really was rather entertaining just opening her cake hole! Class.

 

 

 

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"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into

one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live

in one place and get it over with."

Denis Leary