Totally NZR!!!-JOKE

August 27, 200223 yr

A guy goes into a butchers and aproaches the counter.

As he reaches the counter he says to the butcher 'i'll have 5 pound of kiddlees please!'

The butcher looks puzzled and says 'excuse me'

The man replies again '5 pound of kiddees please'

Again the butcher cannot understand the now bemused customer.

The man says ' RIGHT! LISTEN TO ME! I BLOODY WANT FIVE POUND OF KIDDLEES!!!'

The butcher replies 'OH!!! im ever so sorry you mean KIDNEYS?

The angry man replies 'THATS WHAT I BLOODY SAID DIDDLE I !!!??'

I know, i know bloody stupid but i thought it was funny!!!

LUKE DUKESTER

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