I got home eartly today, and thought there is a good tide and i should go and do some beach fishing, but no!!!!! so i decide to do some polishing of my zed bits, so i make a DIY polisher, angle grinder, remove safety guard to allow cloth to rotate, clamp into a vice and off i go.

It all started ok, coil pack brackets all good, nice and shinny. So i then do throttle bodies, as my plenium was done buy a proffesional. They are ok,

Then i think mmmmmm balance bar. start to polish, it gets to close to a jagged edge and whack across the garage, pick it up and try again, then for some god forsaken reason, after blinging half of it, get a stella from the fridge and look at the quality of my work, and touch the shinny stuff with my fingers, it dosent feel hot as being a plumber my hands are made off asbestos, so i decide to spit on it to see how hot it is, and miss. why why did i do the next, i lick the fooking thing and fook it is still glowing.

The balance bar gets blamed and hurled at the garage door, as im jumping around i run to the house and trip over a poxy hose in the garden and crash to the floor.

Now ive had enough, my balance bar is dented, my tongue is hurting like the surface of the sun, and my leg is aching.

Next time stu,. go fishing and leave the polishing to the guys who know what they are doing, will pm slick pete in a while ..........................

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

numpty!

:rofl: you just couldnt make that up, why on earth did you think it would be a good idea to taste it :rofl:

OH dear :( Sorry to hear that mate!

LMFAOROTF, you will think again before something like that huh :P

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

you spat on it and it hissed from the heat..... so you decided to lick it! :wack: stu you tw*t LOL :rofl:

Didn't I see that in the Simpsons one time? :D :mac1::x::smw::bow:

 

Hilarious! :duffer:

lmfao oh god i was nearly in tears laughing reading this :D:D:D

wish to god that was on tape.

wish to god that was on tape.

 

^2nd that^ LMAO :wack:

Didn't I see that in the Simpsons one time? :D :mac1::x::smw::bow:

 

Hilarious! :duffer:

 

Yeah I know the episode, Homer had just finished blinging up the engine of his 300zx TT :).

 

LMAO !!!