I have just been to Tesco shopping. I finished paying, and started pushing my trolley down the row of checkouts towards the exit.

Walking towards me was a rather tall, not very attractive women. she was wearing a dress, had earrings jewlry and make up on, with long blonde hair. I was getting closer to her, she started smiling at me, and I was feeling pretty uneasy about it.

as I was about to walk by her, she stopped and said...KIM? I said yes? She said its me....PHIL! IT WAS A BLOKE I WAS IN THE ARMY WITH, THATS ONLY HAD A FOOKIN SEX CHANGE!!! She/he said Im now called susan. I didnt know what the fook to do! I didnt say a word, and just got the fook outta there as quick as.

I dont like to judge people, and Ive always been a, each to there own kinda bloke, but you dont expect to bump into a women, who you knew as a man, and in the army to. :eek::eek::eek:

ooh nasty

Bwahahahaha sure it wasn't your reflection in the window...:tongue:

 

 

Only joking bud...........:rofl:

Well as it is now the first of April I thought this was a joke to start off with.

 

Each to there own, did he not wear makeup and have long hair in the army then :rofl:

 

Darrell

I bumped inti a very friend who I had not seen for about 10 years ( his son worked for me back then ).

 

He said hi Neil are you on the internet? & I said why ????

 

Well I like to dress up as a woman and I could send you some photos.....

 

Errrrr no I don't have a modem on my pc yet was all I could think of.

 

It is a bign :shock: when you know the person for a long time and they tell you that sh*t.

 

I just can't look at him as a man anymore.

Not normal........

 

......there should be a law against it IMO...!!

 

Richard:nono:

Who else thinks of monty python when they see a shemale.I cant help but think of blokes with lipstick and a five o clock shadow pmsl :rofl:.

Who else thinks of monty python when they see a shemale.I cant help but think of blokes with lipstick and a five o clock shadow pmsl :rofl:.

Its little Britain that I think of:rofl:

 

Kim .. admit it you wanted to do IT, she, him, whatever up the chocolate starfish :rofl::tongue::rofl::tongue::rofl: i think id freak n hit the fooker if that happened to me

Was she/he on that Sex Change Soldier programme not long back?

Kim .. admit it you wanted to do IT, she, him, whatever up the chocolate starfish :rofl::tongue::rofl::tongue::rofl: i think id freak n hit the fooker if that happened to me

 

John I would love to believe you but before I do can you explain why you also dress up as a woman?:rofl::rofl::rofl:

John I would love to believe you but before I do can you explain why you also dress up as a woman?:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

coz im secure in my sexuality .. not like u northern shandies :rofl::tongue: