:rant: some knob has left a lovely foot long scrape of yellow paint down my rear arch and knocked a chunk of paint off the stone protect panel too :mad: have a fair idea which car it is too(annoying git always parks near my house then fecks off elsewhere) bet i won't see it round here for a few weeks now :( and to top it all off, my bloody alarm is playing up since the knock, it won't unlock the doors and i can't open drivers door with key for some reason. right, rant over, as you were :duffer:

go round and shit in his tank!

pisses me off when that happens, i remeber being parked in asda, when i returned back to my car a taxi driver said a woman in a new beetle (which was still parked next to my car) swung her car in and hit my car, she then got out and laughed at my car and walked away, he shouted at her and apperntly she said "its just an old golf" (was when i had my mk2 golf) and walked away laughing again, i looked at my vehicle, and luckily it was just a scuf on the black trim, the taxi driver than kicked a fookin hooge dint in the side of her car door

 

made me smile lol

good job i cant find my nitro-mors