In most big firms I've worked for the main time for gossiping as to the goings on at the office or factory have all taken place by the coffee machine. So i thought i'd start a coffee machine corner where we can all moan about work and life in general.

 

Mines white 2 sugers by the way. Then I'll tell you who was caught eating Cock :shock:

Well b0ll0x to you all and b0llo0x to the government. I'm here to moan! I've just been injected with modified mouse protein (which manages to sound both weird and rude all at the same time), my only means of transport until the NA Z is fixed has just broken down 5 minutes from home (total power failure in the Beemer: bye bye steering, which was fun) and I'm now permanently skint due to my upcoming life sentence...er...I mean, wedding!

 

Tea. A cowful of milk and enough sugar to make Dentists weep please.

 

And strangely, some cheese would be kinda nice...

 

:wack: :D

 

Whats wrong with the NA. I have a very good NA slightly bent with a sweet engine and every bit in good working order if you need to scaving anything Leigh.

 

By the way is this your half chewed bit of Churchill Chedder

one system: Educate yourself if you want, Work, earn, take responsibility for your own actions.

 

a total overhaul of the benefits system and abolish " wheres theres blame, there is a claim" culture.

 

Oh yes and punish the scum, make them fear their actions.

 

but thats just my un pc opinion again

 

Comon lets start the revolution!

 

Well let me finish my coffee first.

Has anyone got any whiskey on them..... I really fancy an irish cofee :D

Here you go but don't let Nick provide you with the cream :hurl: :slap:

Whats wrong with the NA. I have a very good NA slightly bent with a sweet engine and every bit in good working order if you need to scaving anything Leigh.

 

By the way is this your half chewed bit of Churchill Chedder

Cheers Mark, t'is appreciated! Might be in need of a few things but thankfully, at the moment, it's no biggie getting her back on the road, just a question of buying the parts. Bought it with a misfire the previous owner had trouble diagnosing. Turns out one of the injectors is fecked (along with the O2 sensors) but at least it's nothing major. All being well she should be back on the road (and wearing a nice set of super-lightweight 18" Volks boots!) very soon.

 

Mmmmm...Cheddar. I also have an overwhelming urge to squeeze into small holes and run up ladies skirts....so no change there then...

 

By the way, I hope this tea isn't Fair Trade. If I can't taste the tears of 13 year old workers I'm just not interested.......I'll be honest....that one could go either way... :x: :rofl:

I dont need to, shes got goats for that

Well I was going to get JD to do me a chip for the some 370 injectors so I'll have some standard injectors if you need or are you sorted.

By the way, I hope this tea isn't Fair Trade.

 

 

And these best not be African Peace Biscuits!!!!

Well I was going to get JD to do me a chip for the some 370 injectors so I'll have some standard injectors if you need or are you sorted.

Literally just picked up a second hand set in rail last week mate but cheers for the offer! :)

coffee white 2 sugars for me, and ya cant beat chocolate fingers to suck ya coffee through :D

yum..

 

Anyway, what do you guys reckon. Ive just done the whole experian credit check, and scored better that i thought (999 out of 1000). Now ive already got a few loans with the missus (about 27K's worth). Now do i be very stupid and get another loan and get a zed, or be patient and wait for the money im hopin to get around the september time???

yum..

 

Anyway, what do you guys reckon. Ive just done the whole experian credit check, and scored better that i thought (999 out of 1000). Now ive already got a few loans with the missus (about 27K's worth). Now do i be very stupid and get another loan and get a zed, or be patient and wait for the money im hopin to get around the september time???

 

How much do you want a Zed for summer?? (imp with barbed tail and pitch fork sits on sholder and wispers, "you really want one don't you")

 

you could consolidate all into one with a a few grand extra at a lower rate. Then get a nice Zed now while cheeper than summer prices and then pay the September money off your new loan. :nono: :rofl: :rofl: :slap:

 

Her can you press 14 please. White 2 sugers. Cheers

How much do you want a Zed for summer?? (imp with barbed tail and pitch fork sits on sholder and wispers, "you really want one don't you")

 

you could consolidate all into one with a a few grand extra at a lower rate. Then get a nice Zed now while cheeper than summer prices and then pay the September money of your new loan. :nono: :rofl: :rofl: :slap:

 

I did think about that, and it would be around 5k extra id want, but ive got good interest rates on my current loans, one of which finishes next year.

 

The imp on my shoulder won me over about 20 min after selling my last one! :hyper:

 

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO :cry: :cry: :cry:

Any one else want a drink?

 

oooh chicken soup...... with croutons.... click

Ill have decaf tea, 1 sugar, milk.

 

Ive got a shit load to grown about, but if I did that I'd be as grumpy as Si (well almost, he dont like anything lol). Ill start with teh fact that my car was suposed to be finished last year, 6 months later its still on teh drive, because every time I save some money to get it done teh wife gives it to the fooking government or to Bupa. Im sick of not earning enough to save for a rainy day, Im sick of not having enough money to put aside for a pension but most of all im sick of not being able to train so I can enjoy sport. Lets face it watching sports crap, playing it is whats its all about.

im also sick of my neighbours arguing till the early hours of the morning, with complete disregard to the fact i can here the abuse and its quite scary when your on your own next door.

 

I cant say anything to them because he is a complete barm pot.

 

Life is for playing though!!

I fooking wish i didnt have to wear a poxy knee brace every time i want a kick about! Im soooo fed up with it!

 

And im getting soooooo fooked off with the local chavs on there scooters baiting me all the time for a race, and just being general dicks

 

And im ****ing living about the pond life who think they can go into the kiddies play ground across the road at silly o'clock at night, make as much noise as possible, and then do there best to trash it. Ive already clobbered a few of them, but i cant afford to get nicked! So ****ing frustrating!

cnut bags, ive just stood on my phone and smashed the screen! *****x!

regardin your loan i'd just wait for your other 1 to finish, i made the dreaded mistake of gettin 1 big loan and trust me its just like your starting all over again, just from personal experiance, but its your money!!!

im also sick of my neighbours arguing till the early hours of the morning, with complete disregard to the fact i can here the abuse and its quite scary when your on your own next door.

 

I cant say anything to them because he is a complete barm pot.

 

Life is for playing though!!

go and shove your foot up his arse whats the worst he could do, call you a bad name, and if he does anything worse than that he'll have about 1000 ZEDS on his drive waitin with baseball bats :D

regardin your loan i'd just wait for your other 1 to finish, i made the dreaded mistake of gettin 1 big loan and trust me its just like your starting all over again, just from personal experiance, but its your money!!!

 

yeah weve got one big loan, which i can live with. I guess im just being impatient, but theyres a couple of zeds ive seen that i know wont be round for long, both hit the nail on the head for what ive been looking for.

 

It will be just typical that when i do get some money, they'll be no decent ones around

yeah weve got one big loan, which i can live with. I guess im just being impatient, but theyres a couple of zeds ive seen that i know wont be round for long, both hit the nail on the head for what ive been looking for.

 

It will be just typical that when i do get some money, they'll be no decent ones around

there'll always be a good ZED around, like obi wan said, be patient my son :D

Well back at the coffee machine.

 

Just been on a marathon discussion with my soon to be EX wife (only three months to go :hyper: :nana2: :nana2: ) It is the hardest thing in the world to try reach agreement with someone who refuses to accept anything you say. Even when you have resorted to putting everything in writing she still say I have said or done something comepletely different.

 

Apparently I've benn having an affair for the last 5 years (which i haven't) and I've been setting her up to ruin her all this time and some other woman isn't going to get what is hers. I've deliberately got her to go to marrieage guidence 5 years ago so I could use it against her in a divorce. I've run our income down deliberately, because I've stopped her taking money out of the business (40,000 this year) and if the business carn't afford for her to spend thousands of pounds of it's money when she likes then it's obviously not proffitable. (Bare in mind this has nothing to do with the £30000 a year salary i've been paying her)

 

Generally i'm a bad lot who's been poisoning my children against her etc.

Is it my age and the fact I don't want this shit anymore. Is it because she's a greedy self serving deluded whitch or are all women like this and I just didn't see it because I was functioning on the 4 brain cells in my penis end.

 

That feels so much better.

Man are divorces ugly business!!!

my ex was like that (the bitch) at least you get to see your kids Mark, and £30000 a year :shock: have ya got any jobs goin i'm willing to move for that money :D