Now I'm sure when you read this you will find this amusing and the only person that won't is me.

 

After getting in from a shit day at the office, starving, I dive in to the kitchen, get the chicken out of the fridge, put some on a plate and put it in the microwave for a minute.

 

I here it in the mro crackling and banging as the fat is expressing its dismay at being heated at such a rate(850W) and then I open the door, grab a peice, bring it to my mouth, open my mouth, and just as I'm about to take a bite..................BANG...........the fucker explodes in my gob.

 

FUCK ME.....I checked to see if my tongue was still there I can tell ya'.

 

Anyway, now I cant feel shit and my tongue feels like I've been using it as a welding rod.

 

Bad thing now is that I'm mentally scarred as I have been double taking every piece of chicken thats been going in my gob.

 

Just when you think that things cant get any worse. Must have been my punishment for posting the "Identification" post, hey Macca?

Now I am not laughing _with_ you Cos I am laughing *at* you

 

Thats fookin funny - if we could get together enough of these exploding chickens we could have a revolution.

 

And whats left we could sell to IRAQ - imagine the American Nintendo pilots trying to shoot down exploding chickens with their Apache gunships

 

Black Hawk Down my arse, more like Yellow Chicken flapping.

 

Perhaps we could also offer my high tensile steel teapots (with wheels) as defence too.

 

We could all be rich.

 

Yours sincerley,

 

Haagen Daaz Van Hookstrazen.

 

 

LMFAO

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

 

DOH!!!

 

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its due to the superheaing nature of microwaves,

 

do this but be warned it can get very nasty

 

Take one straight 100% smooth glass, clean it and make sure there is 0 particles on the inside,

 

put in micorwave filled 3/4rts with water and heat for 1 minute 10 times or so,

 

put on goggles and drop a spoon into the glass and watch the fucker explode :O)

 

if you can get ahold of some dry ice then take a 2ltr bottle of coke and empty it out levaing a inch of coke in the bottom, whack in the dry ice and then do the lid up, stand back and throw the bottle, the fucker goes off like a pipe bomb, you will get hurt if you stand too close.

 

Mike

That's funny mate. I bet you shit yourself! LOL

 

Originally posted by MikeGroves:

stand back and throw the bottle, the fucker goes off like a pipe bomb, you will get hurt if you stand too close.

 

Mike

 

You must have very long arms Mike!

How do you stand back and throw it?

 

I might have to try that

 

We used to make bangers out of rolls of paper caps from toy guns.

Tear up about 2 rolls of caps into strips of about 6 to 8 dots. Fold each strip length ways down the middle so the powder dot is on the outside. Bunch all the srips together and twist them really tight. Wrap tightly in loads of insulation tape so only 5mm of the caps are still visible at one end and its sealed at the other. Make a fuse from a piece of paper, light and run away!

These would blow a hole in a fence

For extra effect stuff it inside a piece of copper pipe and crimp the other end tightly.

My mate once twisted one in his teeth to get them really tight (makes for a better bang) and it went off! He had black teeth and was deaf in one ear for 2 days :S

 

you wanna be sa far back when that baby blows as possible, get a small child to throw it if you can

 

Mike

You dont wanna put food in a micro wave oven, it tastes shit when cooked in one.

 

You wanna put fluorescent tubes and light bulbs in them, much more fun...

 

 

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You guys are sick.

 

Update on tongue:-

 

Tingling has gone but white bubbles have appeared. By tomorrow they should be gone.

 

I hope so anyway.