anyone into plants, i got given a dragon plant and aint got a clue where it goes in the house or when to water it and so on

 

anyone got any clues

dunno mate i always wanted to keep triffids

fook that, them fookers kill ya

the green fingered missus is checking for ya mate she reckons they are tropical but hang fire

everything you need to know is here : :duffer: http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/plants/madagascar-dragon-tree/1028241/

hmmmm, looks like a bathrom plant, mine looks different to the one in the pic

google finds this:

http://www.houseofplants.co.uk/Dracaena_marginata_Dragon_Tree.htm

lol

google finds this:

http://www.houseofplants.co.uk/Dracaena_marginata_Dragon_Tree.htm

lol

thats the one, best take it out of the corner next to the radiator lol

the wife says

if its young it needs loads of light ,in winter keep it dry and warm, water sparingly unless its may to december then it needs watering generously , sept to nov keep dry also march to may feed every 2 weeks from june to sept with liquid manure ( urgh ) and plant food , minimum winter temp is 45 degrees f , spring summer humid conditions with light shade , move to bigger pot when roots are showing out of the bottom ( the plant not yours ) will bear fruit when its mature ( baby dragons ????? ) and there is a specimen in the canary islands that is believed to be 1000 years old

ffs no wonder alan titchmarsh is miserable all the time i thought you just watered plants till you threw them away when they died lol....hope this helps buddy

join us next week when we will be looking into the mating habits of the abbasynian moon flower bush

:) :) :) :)

the wife says

if its young it needs loads of light ,in winter keep it dry and warm, water sparingly unless its may to december then it needs watering generously , sept to nov keep dry also march to may feed every 2 weeks from june to sept with liquid manure ( urgh ) and plant food , minimum winter temp is 45 degrees f , spring summer humid conditions with light shade , move to bigger pot when roots are showing out of the bottom ( the plant not yours ) will bear fruit when its mature ( baby dragons ????? ) and there is a specimen in the canary islands that is believed to be 1000 years old

ffs no wonder alan titchmarsh is miserable all the time i thought you just watered plants till you threw them away when they died lol....hope this helps buddy

join us next week when we will be looking into the mating habits of the abbasynian moon flower bush

:) :) :) :)

 

 

i read all that, all i can think about now is more beer lol

 

will let ourlass look after it, then next week when its dead i will burn it

phew i nearly wore out my finger typing that i need a beer too now lol

clicky

cheesr for the info

 

this is my plant

 

cheesr for the info

 

this is my plant

 

 

 

does it strip wallpaper and rip skirting boards off ??, if so, i want 2 of them :tongue:

hmmmm, looks like a bathrom plant, mine looks different to the one in the pic

"THATS COS ITS FOOKIN DEED" :dance: :dance: :dance:

does it strip wallpaper and rip skirting boards off ??, if so, i want 2 of them :tongue:

also builds bay windows lol

also builds bay windows lol

 

 

no room for bay windows. so will stick with just the 2. lol

I need some plants that can be ignored for 3 months at a time and still look good (which rules out cactus) when I get back home.