well its rare any lad has a night like tonight. went out at 2 to finish some shopping, met my mate in the pub at 3 after shopping. had beers 5. went to La Tosca, had food and beers. Rushed home as it was 7.30 and had to meet peeps iin pub at 8.

 

Note to girls here.

 

Got home, showered and all the rest and out by 8 and in pub by 8.20

 

more beer, well at this time it was doubles, but whos counting.

 

pub shuts, on to reflex.

 

more shorts.

 

on way in bum pinched by a couple of girls aged about 25 ish. Sweet happy with that for the night.

 

oh no. went to bar, some girls start chatting. OK awsome, moving on.

 

Start dancing, more girls, christ, this time is a joke as after (time) they are discussing whos my wife etc.... errr time to get to the bar.

 

Ohhh shit, I now am cornered by some heffer whos trying to get her hands down my jeans, run the fook away and fast.

 

Head back to the blond girl and her mates, they are at least married......

 

Shit, no repreive there.

 

 

Mates I went with are no good. 1 wants to go because he feels hes a spare tyre and the other is ony 20 and just dont have a clue.

 

I have never in my life had to fight a girl off from me and insist I AM MARRIED. I DONT CHEAT

 

I did however fill my boots as much as I could as I am sure my days are numbered for anything like this happening again.

I have to say I have no clue who this is and she just jumped on me when I was taking the pic of myslef and her.

 

Her name was Emma. Married 1 year and already cheated on her husband.... like that gona last.

 

No idea, but what a mover.

 

 

This girl actualy gabve me her number and told me she was gagging for a dirty afternnon... I actualy said not intrested in a polite way.

 

 

I dont know what it was I did that was different but by christ I wish i could bottle it.

 

Wayyy Hey the old fart.

 

 

Fuk just checked my tect and ones already msg, no idea who and I am preffy sure I nver gave my number out.

 

what a night lol

soz for typos. ive just drunk 150 sobs down the drain.

 

thank fook this dont happen every time i go out.

morning ;) sounds like an excellent day - just hope your head doesnt hurt too much this morning - plenty of water and a couple of asprin :D

 

regards,

 

alex

hope nobody on here or visiting knows Emma as for sure her hubbs will find out shes cheated on him and it will end in tears ...............but she does look nice ........what after shave where you wearing Chris ?? or did you just forget to put your tackle in your pants after the shower ......... :))

christ my head is ok but I need at least another 5 hours sleep.

 

that emma girl told me she got cought cheating on her husband after only a year married. why do people do it ffs. oh well.

 

I do have a cringe memory of that girl kissing me though, blaargh

 

i tell ya, the other 2 guys I was with where on the pull and got nothing, me. christ I was running away from them and wasnt intrested. go figure.

oh dear!

Good effort mate lol lol

Glad your getting in the festive spirit... amongst other things....

Sounds like a good night out....Emma has the look of Avril Lavigne.. so that gets my vote...........;)

"This girl actualy gabve me her number and told me she was gagging for a dirty afternnon"

 

Nice girl!! :rolleyes:

christ my head is ok but I need at least another 5 hours sleep.

 

that emma girl told me she got cought cheating on her husband after only a year married. why do people do it ffs. oh well.

 

I do have a cringe memory of that girl kissing me though, blaargh

 

i tell ya, the other 2 guys I was with where on the pull and got nothing, me. christ I was running away from them and wasnt intrested. go figure.

maybe cos you weren`t trying,i.e subconscious confidence,not something you can fake,,,orrr..maybe words got round about your racket n ball skills! you stud muffin you :D

:shock: :rant: :rant: thats my wife you dirty low down rat :rant:

:shock: :rant: :rant: thats my wife you dirty low down rat :rant:

 

Well all I can say is

 

I didnt do it.

Doesnt you wife pop on here at all.... your dead meat if she does :mac1:

Doesnt you wife pop on here at all.... your dead meat if she does :mac1:

shes proberly loading the 12 bore as we speak :rofl: :rofl:

ive told her. In all honesty I dont see anything wrong in firting, its when it goes any stage further. the thing that grabbed me and kissed me was a bolt in the blue, was certainly nothing I started. I sure as hell put a stop to it, and I was well and trully ratted at this point.

:bow: respect to your missus, I know I certainly wouldnt put up with it, I'd be round that Emmas house bashing her face in :)

ive told her. In all honesty I dont see anything wrong in firting,

 

it depends on your definition of "firting"

it depends on your definition of "firting"

 

Giving out your number is a deffo :nono:

ive told her. In all honesty I dont see anything wrong in firting, its when it goes any stage further. the thing that grabbed me and kissed me was a bolt in the blue, was certainly nothing I started. I sure as hell put a stop to it, and I was well and trully ratted at this point.

:confused: :confused:

:bow: respect to your missus, I know I certainly wouldnt put up with it, I'd be round that Emmas house bashing her face in :)

 

I'd bash her back door in. ;)

I'd bash her back door in. ;)

 

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

:bow:

I'd bash her back door in. ;)

 

 

Talk about bashin' back doors in and up pops Mr David ;)

 

LOL

 

Your posts always make me chuckle :D :bow:

it depends on your definition of "firting"

 

 

evveryone is different.

 

I call flirting anything that does not involve touching, dancing is of course allowed. texting, email, msg is also not on.

I'd bash her back door in. ;)

 

 

Id be up sheet street then wouldnt I :rofl: