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LMFAO - I'm in tears If its friday humour time try this:

 

A scientist was successful in cloning himself.

He was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists. The

meeting room was located on the 45th floor of a New York skyscraper.

The scientist arrived with his clone and proceeded to the podium. The clone

sat at the end of the head table. The scientist began the speech intending a

tribute to the advances in the field of modern biology.

"My fellow scientists," he began. But before he could utter another word,

the clone sprang to his feet and shouted out, "F*CKING C*NT B*STARD!". The

crowd began to murmur as the scientist commanded the clone to "Sit down and

shut-up!" Apologising for the interruption, the scientist began again, "My

fellow scientists..." Again the clone sprang to his feet and yelled,

"MUTHAF*CKER C*NT W*NKING SON-OF-A-B*TCH!".

Incensed, the scientist rushed to the clone, grabbed him, and threw him out

of the window.

The crowd gasped and security rushed into the room. A short while later New

York's finest arrived and were explained the events that had transpired.

The police chief said to the scientist, "We are going to have to arrest

you." The scientist replied, "For what? I have committed no crime. What fell

from the window was a clone, not a person." The attending scientists nodded

in agreement.

"Well," retorted the police chief, "we cannot let this heinous act go

unchallenged."

The police chief thought for a moment and then ordered the scientist charged

for "Making an obscene clone fall...."

 

Yeah I know.... terrible

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

 

PS Now we're all friends again, HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYONE

 

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It might have been terrible but it made be laugh anyway.

 

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"Before it blew up"

"Dirty at 156mph!"

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