what the fook is a count

Posted November 18, 200717 yr

Serviced a safe for someone called count charles de ******* last week. He had more land than bristol aerospace for a garden. And more antiques/jewellery in his safes than tutankhamun has in his toomb :D

what makes the fooker a count, is it because he has so much dollar he spends all day counting or what?

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I think im letting the postal service know im now sir greg, why do people have titles do they seriously think there better than any other coont or what? :nelson:

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November 18, 200717 yr

Old English name for a nobleman I think. Count and Countess etc. Like an Earl. I think it's a title that you can give yourself providing you hold enough size/value in the estates that you own.

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November 18, 200717 yr

Old English name for a nobleman I think. Count and Countess etc. Like an Earl. I think it's a title that you can give yourself providing you hold enough size/value in the estates that you own.

sounds more like a cu#t :D

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November 18, 200717 yr

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still think its *****x, you might be stinking rich but your an old cu~nt and that money is useless when your friggin dead. Im not envious at all LMAO.

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November 18, 200717 yr

history come from Roman Empire. Basicaly to be a Count you have to have land bestowed upon you by our monarch. Unlike some titles it is tranferable through generations, as is the land. Count for the COunty I think the term is and I beleive is the same as Earl. The diff between teh 2 is a count works directly for teh monarch, and earl doesnt. maybe wrong.

either way, if you meet anyone with a title like that.... LOADED

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