NZR: The 7 Dwarves

>Ever wonder how the 7 dwarves got their name?...here

> > >>is the truth:

> > >>Snow White

> > >>Miss Snow White was a randy cow

> > >>And desperate for a fuck,

> > >>So off she went into the woods,

> > >>To try and get some luck.

> > >>She'd almost given up looking,

> > >>When she saw some chimney smoke,

> > >>Then she stumbled on the cottage,

> > >>And went in for a poke.

> > >>Her clothes came off in seconds.

> > >>And she'd just removed her pants,

> > >>When seven dwarves came marching in,

> > >>With a merry song and dance.

> > >>Snow White just stood there speechless,

> > >>And thought she was in heaven,

> > >>Originally after one good shag,

> > >>But now she could have seven.

> > >>Straight away she took command,

> > >>"My fanny needs a lick!"

> > >>And when one dwarf moved forward,

> > >>She said "Oi-you'd better drop your pick"

> > >>So down he went onto all fours,

> > >>And said "I ain't licking that",

> > >>"Not there, that is my arse-hole,

> > >>You DOPEY little brat!"

> > >>The next dwarf started blushing,

> > >>"Do we have to do it here?"

> > >>Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL,

> > >>Unless you're a fucking queer"

> > >>So reluctantly he whipped it out,

> > >>To prove he was no fool.

> > >>And Snow White gave a big "Heigh-Ho".

> > >>As she rode upon his tool.

> > >>Now one dwarf wasn't smiling.

> > >>Cos he hadn't had a sniff,

> > >>And due to his impotence,

> > >>He couldn't raise a stiff.

> > >>"Relax" you GRUMPY bastard",

> > >>So he did as he was told,

> > >>And as soon as he was hard enough,

> > >>He shot his fuckin load.

> > >>The next dwarf got a blow-job,

> > >>And she took him deep quite easy,

> > >>But she just avoided brain-damage,

> > >>When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.

> > >>With three dwarves left,

> > >>she turned and said, "You're next, I want

> > >>your knob!"

> > >>But not sooner had he entered her,

> > >>And he was sleeping on the job.

> > >>"Wake up you SLEEPY bastard!"

> > >>She wanted more from him.

> > >>And he woke with such excitement,

> > >>That he filled her hairy quim.

> > >>The next dwarf rammed his up her,

> > >>And shagged her fanny raw,

> > >>A dazed Snow White then whimpered.

> > >>"That should be against the law."

> > >>He made poor Snow White tremble,

> > >>He was so big and thick.

> > >>"No wonder you're so HAPPY,

> > >>With that fucking great big prick"

> > >>With one dwarf still remaining,

> > >>But feeling rather sore,

> > >>She said "You'll have to use your tongue,

> > >>My twat can't take no more!"

> > >>And so he put his tongue to work,

> > >>Where others had placed their cock,

> > >>And 'cos he made Snow White feel better,

> > >>She named the last dwarf DOC.

> > >>Now Snow White couldn't do much,

> > >>With all that spadge inside her quim,

> > >>So she grabbed a cup, and squatted,

> > >>And filled it to the brim.

> > >>There's one more thing you need to know

> > >>What happened to that cup?

> > >>Well think of what you're drinking,

> > >>When you next buy 7-Up!