Hiya, i'm new around here and joined for information and also advice into how i should go about dealing with my Z.
I bought this Z a few months back with a relatively unknown history, the only real info i had was that the engine was rebuilt in the last 5 years or so, has atleast a few minor mods (radiator, BOV, potentially turbo stuff?) and that the car ran decently well.
i've come to self diagnose that my knock sensor is knackered, my speed sensor either has a bad ground, worn out or needs a solder fix in the dash(0-5mph wiggle upon being stationary occasionally), and due to the 5~ years since an engine rebuild i think the timing belt + tensioners require doing just for peace of mind (the cars only done 4k miles since the rebuild)
i'm more electrically inclined than mechanically inclined so i wanted to ask for any reccomendations for shops that are familliar with z's to fix my knock sensor and change the belt + tensioners and to perhaps have a quick look over the general state of parts on the car. The only place i know of is PowerZed but its quite a trek (which i guess isn't the end of the world if y'all reccomend that as the place to go).
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>Ever wonder how the 7 dwarves got their name?...here
> > >>is the truth:
> > >>Snow White
> > >>Miss Snow White was a randy cow
> > >>And desperate for a fuck,
> > >>So off she went into the woods,
> > >>To try and get some luck.
> > >>She'd almost given up looking,
> > >>When she saw some chimney smoke,
> > >>Then she stumbled on the cottage,
> > >>And went in for a poke.
> > >>Her clothes came off in seconds.
> > >>And she'd just removed her pants,
> > >>When seven dwarves came marching in,
> > >>With a merry song and dance.
> > >>Snow White just stood there speechless,
> > >>And thought she was in heaven,
> > >>Originally after one good shag,
> > >>But now she could have seven.
> > >>Straight away she took command,
> > >>"My fanny needs a lick!"
> > >>And when one dwarf moved forward,
> > >>She said "Oi-you'd better drop your pick"
> > >>So down he went onto all fours,
> > >>And said "I ain't licking that",
> > >>"Not there, that is my arse-hole,
> > >>You DOPEY little brat!"
> > >>The next dwarf started blushing,
> > >>"Do we have to do it here?"
> > >>Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL,
> > >>Unless you're a fucking queer"
> > >>So reluctantly he whipped it out,
> > >>To prove he was no fool.
> > >>And Snow White gave a big "Heigh-Ho".
> > >>As she rode upon his tool.
> > >>Now one dwarf wasn't smiling.
> > >>Cos he hadn't had a sniff,
> > >>And due to his impotence,
> > >>He couldn't raise a stiff.
> > >>"Relax" you GRUMPY bastard",
> > >>So he did as he was told,
> > >>And as soon as he was hard enough,
> > >>He shot his fuckin load.
> > >>The next dwarf got a blow-job,
> > >>And she took him deep quite easy,
> > >>But she just avoided brain-damage,
> > >>When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY.
> > >>With three dwarves left,
> > >>she turned and said, "You're next, I want
> > >>your knob!"
> > >>But not sooner had he entered her,
> > >>And he was sleeping on the job.
> > >>"Wake up you SLEEPY bastard!"
> > >>She wanted more from him.
> > >>And he woke with such excitement,
> > >>That he filled her hairy quim.
> > >>The next dwarf rammed his up her,
> > >>And shagged her fanny raw,
> > >>A dazed Snow White then whimpered.
> > >>"That should be against the law."
> > >>He made poor Snow White tremble,
> > >>He was so big and thick.
> > >>"No wonder you're so HAPPY,
> > >>With that fucking great big prick"
> > >>With one dwarf still remaining,
> > >>But feeling rather sore,
> > >>She said "You'll have to use your tongue,
> > >>My twat can't take no more!"
> > >>And so he put his tongue to work,
> > >>Where others had placed their cock,
> > >>And 'cos he made Snow White feel better,
> > >>She named the last dwarf DOC.
> > >>Now Snow White couldn't do much,
> > >>With all that spadge inside her quim,
> > >>So she grabbed a cup, and squatted,
> > >>And filled it to the brim.
> > >>There's one more thing you need to know
> > >>What happened to that cup?
> > >>Well think of what you're drinking,
> > >>When you next buy 7-Up!