We,ve been getting a fox around the garage were i work but this ones a bit different cos it,s as tame as fook and will feed out of your hand !!!!!!!

So myself and some of the lads have been feeding it much to the dismay of our boss who.s told us to stop :nono:

But as you do we,ve carried on looking after it , well i did upto yesterday but no fooking more .

It was caught on the cctv system jumping on the bonnet of my car , using it as a step up to get onto a wall we park next to, now that,s bad enough you,d think but no there,s more AND CAN ANYONE GUESS WHAT IT IS ??

was it shouting BOOM BOOM whilst giving the camera the rods?

yeah it shat on your bonnet or pissed on it

Its nicked your wheels?

it may seem tame, but it would still have your hand off mate. oh, do you need any kleenex for the mess :hyper:

my guess is a huge stinky poo in the air intake

it cocked its leg and pissed in yer exhaust.....

 

do foxes cock their legs?

do foxes cock their legs?

 

 

yes they do. :D

it is actually secret squrill in disguise and told morrocon moel of your location?

Just blame the goverment :)

yeah it shat on your bonnet or pissed on it

AND THE WINNER IS !!!

:shock: :shock: :cry: :cry:

ergh....

I couldn,t believe it , as you can imagine the lads at work are having a ball with this one :headvswal :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Ya bonnet bulge looks sh1t

There,s some crap in yer paint.......

 

You,ve gotta laugh , if it weren,t for bad luck i,d have no luck at all :D

Just blame the goverment :)

 

Goverment???

 

do we have one?? thought it was some kind of dictatorship haha

yay ,,,,i win

you will have to stop feeding it chappie :rofl: get a chicken and fill it with its own shite off your bonnet, now thats pay-back !!!!!!!! :D

That's awesome :rofl:

 

I had one curl out a Mr Whippy on the windscreen of my old E30 beemer years ago, the mind boggled as to what it was thinking!!!!

Seeing as one Fox as done it-can I have a go? :p

That should be at the back anyway!-I'm guessing it's a Turd brake light! :rofl: :rofl:

what the **** you been feeding it, kebabs??

 

ive heard of a car going like shit off a shovel but that is taking the mick!!

that paint job you got is crap :smash:

you should have killed the ******* when you first saw it. Do it now you've got an excuse. The bloody RSPCA used to come and release town fox's right next to my outdoor pig unit, over the years they took hundreds of piglets and cost us a fortune. They should be shot on sight ( and so should the RSPCA).

Seeing as one Fox as done it-can I have a go? :p

That should be at the back anyway!-I'm guessing it's a Turd brake light! :rofl: :rofl:

 

Well that was a good pun.

I thought it was a single turdbo. :rofl:

I am glad I visited http://www.bribe-a-fox.com now :D

I told ya' those led washer jets look shit! :D

Can i come shoot it for you lol :hyper: :hyper:

We,ve been getting a fox around the garage were i work but this ones a bit different cos it,s as tame as fook and will feed out of your hand !!!!!!!

So myself and some of the lads have been feeding it much to the dismay of our boss who.s told us to stop :nono:

But as you do we,ve carried on looking after it , well i did upto yesterday but no fooking more .

It was caught on the cctv system jumping on the bonnet of my car , using it as a step up to get onto a wall we park next to, now that,s bad enough you,d think but no there,s more AND CAN ANYONE GUESS WHAT IT IS ??

 

 

What di your boss say? Told you not to feed the fox .... :rofl: