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Originally posted by Clair:

Wanna fight biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

 

I'll fight with you........

 

.....as long as it's naked and in strawberry jelly...... biggrin.gif

 

Matty.

 

 

 

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Originally posted by Clair:

Strawberry?

How about Plum tongue.gif biggrin.gif

 

As long as it's seedless.........

 

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Matty.

 

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LMAO.........bit salty if not a bit 'bleachy'

 

Apparently......... biggrin.gif

 

No seeds and it has to be a jam, flavour of your choosing though...

 

And after we had finished...

 

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Matty.

 

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Originally posted by Sequential Twin Turbo:

I'm the strawberry blonde ninja and I'd kick all ass

 

LMAO........WTF????

 

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Matty.

 

 

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Originally posted by Sequential Twin Turbo:

I'm the strawberry blonde ninja and I'd kick all ass

 

FFS Its Ginger Ninja biggrin.gif

 

How many times??? biggrin.gif

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

 

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Originally posted by andyduff:

FFS Its Ginger Ninja biggrin.gif

 

How many times??? biggrin.gif

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

 

 

he he yeah and only if he can catch you now hes driving a metro (nico told me) biggrin.gif

 

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Originally posted by Sequential Twin Turbo:

I'm the strawberry blonde ninja and I'd kick all ass

 

 

I'll send jake down then LOL biggrin.gif

 

 

I would watch out guys - The 1.1l of Exteeme Metor power has gone to his head -

 

Hes on the verge of a adernaline fueled killing spee - im keeping well out the way. LMFAO biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

 

 

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God is coming ...and he dont have stock turbos . . .

 

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My Fiat Panda would piss all over you Zs and Nico, you know it!!!!

 

Peter ("Lookalike Ginger" Ninja) Connelly

 

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Originally posted by Sequential Twin Turbo:

My Fiat Panda would piss all over you Zs and Nico, you know it!!!!

 

Peter ("Lookalike Ginger" Ninja) Connelly

 

Errr, you've got us on MPG, that's for sure LOL!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

 

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Men should be banished to an Island and used for insemination, after careful screening to eradicate all the dodgy ones(plenty of them on here).

 

Women should rule the world. Then no more war, only minor niggles every 28 days.

 

We should allow a couple of the intelligent ones who can repair cars or change flat tyres, to be kept as domestic pets.

 

BUT neutering or castration is a must to the very wild ones.

 

We could also train a couple of them to be more domestically efficient around the house, and maybe even TOILET TRAINED biggrin.gif.

 

Please let me know if you ladies out there have any ideas on what we could futher do for them.

 

Yours

 

Mrs dunk300zxtt(Wendy)

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I've seen a couple of ladies peeing standing up and they are much better shots than some men.

 

But as they say a man's brain can only cope with one thing at a time. And as most women know a man's brain is inside his trousers. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

 

ROFLMFAO

 

Mrs dunk300zxtt(Wendy)

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Some tribes around the world confine women to huts away from the main ecampment during menstruation, they bring the 'blood devils' apparently, that is why I have a shed at the end of the road and lock the old bag in there for a few days every month, does her and me a power of good, I think that it wouldn't go amiss for this to happen to all women who become mouthy harpies every month.

 

The rest of the month they are OK though, we could also remove one of their ovaries as soon as they reach puberty then we would only have to confine them every 2 months.

 

Just a thought.

 

Giving them the vote was a bloody joke that back-fired sod it!

 

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Funny isn't it how all men come out of one, then the majority of them spend the rest of their lives trying any way possible to get back into one.

 

What scares men most is being replaced by a piece of plastic and 2 ever ready batteries.

At least it cannot come home from a lad's night out reeking of alcohol and fail dismally. Or leave a trail across the toilet seat.

 

And when you've had enough, you can give it a quick clean and put it away until next required. biggrin.gif It won't snore down your ear and dribble on your pillow.

 

Mrs dunk300zxtt(Wendy)

 

 

 

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#Funny isn't it how all men come out of one, then the majority of them spend the rest of their lives trying any way possible to get back into one.# That is just subverted penis envy.

 

#What scares men most is being replaced by a piece of plastic and 2 ever ready batteries.#

What scares men most is that a piece of plastic does do all the 'foreplay', it buys the flowers, the drinks, the meal and all the other things that to a woman really amounts to foreplay, you gotta pay 'FORE(you)PLAY'

 

#And when you've had enough, you can give it a quick clean and put it away until next required.# That is the real reason god gave women big mouths.

 

Of course you never snore or dribble do you!

 

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If you ain't gettin' her to dribble you ain't doin' it right!!! Ha Ha Ha

 

Wendy.......I don't give a toss (not literally, you understand) about being replaced by a piece of plastic......as long as that pays the soddin' mortgage, etc., etc.

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