:rofl: ;)

either that or he will shit on his head, or even worse than that, his zed!!!!

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I did have a flock of sea gulls empty their bowels over me when I was about 20 and had my Astra Convertible. I was driving through Bath at about 8.30am, middle of summer, luckily only a few people around. Something must have startled them as they all took flight.

 

But for some reason, they all decided to have a shit in unison as well. Felt like someone had thrown a bucket of concrete all over me and my car. The mess was appalling. It was all over the seats, windscreen, in my hair, running down my face. Must have looked absolutely hilarious though from a bystander's point of view.

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I did have a flock of sea gulls empty their bowels over me when I was about 20 and had my Astra Convertible. I was driving through Bath at about 8.30am, middle of summer, luckily only a few people around. Something must have startled them as they all took flight.

 

But for some reason, they all decided to have a shit in unison as well. Felt like someone had thrown a bucket of concrete all over me and my car. The mess was appalling. It was all over the seats, windscreen, in my hair, running down my face. Must have looked absolutely hilarious though from a bystander's point of view.

so thats where the obsession with faeces started from.

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I did have a flock of sea gulls empty their bowels over me when I was about 20 and had my Astra Convertible. I was driving through Bath at about 8.30am, middle of summer, luckily only a few people around. Something must have startled them as they all took flight.

 

But for some reason, they all decided to have a shit in unison as well. Felt like someone had thrown a bucket of concrete all over me and my car. The mess was appalling. It was all over the seats, windscreen, in my hair, running down my face. Must have looked absolutely hilarious though from a bystander's point of view.

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Wow ! I know their lead singer had weird hair , but I never realised just what a fookin` weird band they were ! :shock:

Dumph !

The sound of something landing on stoney ground .

Good thing really , shows we don`t have too many fans of crap dressy-up synth nonentities from t`eighties . :cool:

I`ve replied to myself in the absence of my medication .

 

Nurse !!

 

:tongue:

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Wow ! I know their lead singer had weird hair , but I never realised just what a fookin` weird band they were ! :shock:

 

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Made me laugh

 

 

OOOOOOOOOOOO WERN'T THEY GREAT :wack:

didnt know they even existed! must be way before my time :tongue:

I know why they are called a flock of seagulls:

 

because i bet they all like lodging their anchor in pooh bay!!

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Made me laugh

 

 

OOOOOOOOOOOO WERN'T THEY GREAT :wack:

 

Dude on the right is a spit of Rick Moranis.

Dude on the right is a spit of Rick Moranis.

and Trigger is next to him