NZR but Jap related !

> A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheely bins and

> emptying them into his dustcart.

>

> He gets to one house where the bin has not been left out so he has a

> quick

> look for it in the front garden and then in the back garden.

> Still not being able to locate the bin he knocks on the door. No answer,

> so he knocks again.

>

> Eventually a Japanese bloke answers.. "Harro" says the jappy chappy.

> "Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.

> "I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke looking perplexed.

> Realising that the Japanese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles

> and says "No mate, where's your dustbin ?"

> "I dust bin on toilet, I told you" says the Japanese bloke.

> "Mate" says the binman, "You misunderstand me.. where's your wheely

> bin?"

> "Ok.. Ok.." says the Jap, "I wheely bin having wank"