Get these and ill give you more

 

 

A. Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a puddle of water and broken glass.

 

What Happened?

 

B. A man rides to town on Saturday, stays 4 nights and rides home on Friday.

 

How

 

C. Woman can only get the lift to the 40th flood, she has to walk up the stairs to the 41st floor.

 

Why.

A. Couple of fish called romeo and juliet whose bowl was broken

B. His horse is called Saturday

C. She is too short to reach the 41st button (should have taken an umbrella to reach the higher buttons)

A. Couple of fish called romeo and juliet whose bowl was broken

B. His horse is called Saturday

C. She is too short to reach the 41st button (should have taken an umbrella to reach the higher buttons)

 

Took the words right out of my mouth :D

A man is born in 1972 and dies in 1952 at the age of 25, how?

 

and

 

In the middle of the ocean is a yacht. Several corpses are floating in

the water nearby, what happened?

1 he was born in room 1972 and died in room 1952

2, they forgot to put the ladder down when they went swimming

Very Good.

 

Now try this without looking on the internet, cos it aint there lol

 

A Lie can be symetrical, but how long is it.

I must be thick cos I didn't get any of those :confused:

 

But here is one

 

Two Americans are walking down the street, one is the father of the other ones son. What is their relationship?

Husband and Wife??

Husband and Wife??

 

Smart arse :tongue:

sorry deve i just noticed your sig pic and cant be arsed with the quiz anymore

Husband and Wife??

 

How very PC :rofl:

How far can a dog run into the woods?

 

If you build a house with all wlls facing south what colour is the bear outside?

 

Just my 2 penies worth.

 

Darrell

Half way

 

Brown

white - it being the north pole an all

no one got mine yet. oh come on fellas.

>>A Lie can be symetrical, but how long is it.

Doesn't it depend on the invariance and conserved quantities of the nonconservative nonholonomic systems and the introductoin of the infinitesimal transformations in phase space?

 

Or, twice as long as half its length.

What does hell have that nobody wants and heaven does not need and poor people have that rich people don't need.

What does hell have that nobody wants and heaven does not need and poor people have that rich people don't need.

 

Nothing.

>>A Lie can be symetrical, but how long is it.

Doesn't it depend on the invariance and conserved quantities of the nonconservative nonholonomic systems and the introductoin of the infinitesimal transformations in phase space?

 

Or, twice as long as half its length.

 

Wrong it's 100 years. :tongue:

 

Took 100 year to solve it, as you know a Lie (pronounced lee) is the equasion to work out the symetry of an object.

 

Apparently it will help us but the scentists havent worked out exactly what yet. :xxx: