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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
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The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good Morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
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The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't. The oldest is 9 and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"
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"I'm neither blind or stupid, Ma'am", replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."