I'm afraid to say that it's only for the weekend tho' :rofl: :rofl:

 

She's off camping with a few girlie friends leaving me Home Alone...............

 

Now what shall I do..... :duffer: :duffer: and maybe a few movies as well :)

 

Could do a few of my boxed sets: maybe Monty Python or even Farty Owls or whatabout a Punk Day - have got DVD's of The Clash , The Ramones and The Pistols or maybe a Top Gear sesh........Hmmmmm the possibilities are endless :)

 

Any more suggestions?? :cool:

To think. All these wives away and we still get a meet off the ground.

 

Lets find the most central point to us all and meet up there.

 

Darrell

I only piss in the sink if there's no toilet

I hope you take the dishes out first

Not when I was at your house last time I didn't Glenn! :rofl:

box of stella, some jacky dee's, a bucket to spit and piss in (next to sofa), dvd player with extra long connections (so you dont have to keep getting up to change the disc), all takeaway menu's and phones next to sofa, kitchen roll or toilet roll (you will need to wipe your snots on something(and something for the porn lol)

 

there are lots more, will add later lol

turn the spare room into a z workshop....she cant stop ya

Why not clean your exhausts and degrease your engine with your missus' best dresses. :rofl:

Why not clean your exhausts and degrease your engine with your missus' best dresses. :rofl:

err, cause he will be wearing them "silly" lol

What all of them?

leave every item of clothing you wear and all the plates and dirty dishes for he when she gets in.

 

shel be pissed, but shel at least remember how hard you try when you do them withoout her asking.

 

of and watch as much porn as you can.