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Very Funny IT Joke

A man walks into a monkey shop and looks around, seeing a monkey priced at $1000 asks the man behind the counter why it's so special?

 

"ahhhh, C monkey that one sir...very clever, can do HTML and some basic Java"

 

"oh" replied the man, he continues to look round and spots a monkey worth $5000 and asks the man behind the counter what's so special about it?

 

"Very clever C++ monkey sir, very special, very clever can do most things, Java, HTML, SQL, allsorts sir"

 

The man impressed walks over to a cage high up in the corner with another monkey in it priced at $50000, the man asks "what's so special about this one?"

 

"Sir, I really don't know what that monkey does but the other 2 call him the project manager............"

 

 

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Matty.

 

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And that is why this monkey can afford a 300zxTT!

 

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"Polished on drive"

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"Dirty at 156mph"

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Z first and anything else is secondary and live life a quarter mile at a time!

John Newcomb (NukeEm)

www.geocities.com/jn300zxtt

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