Hiya, i'm new around here and joined for information and also advice into how i should go about dealing with my Z.
I bought this Z a few months back with a relatively unknown history, the only real info i had was that the engine was rebuilt in the last 5 years or so, has atleast a few minor mods (radiator, BOV, potentially turbo stuff?) and that the car ran decently well.
i've come to self diagnose that my knock sensor is knackered, my speed sensor either has a bad ground, worn out or needs a solder fix in the dash(0-5mph wiggle upon being stationary occasionally), and due to the 5~ years since an engine rebuild i think the timing belt + tensioners require doing just for peace of mind (the cars only done 4k miles since the rebuild)
i'm more electrically inclined than mechanically inclined so i wanted to ask for any reccomendations for shops that are familliar with z's to fix my knock sensor and change the belt + tensioners and to perhaps have a quick look over the general state of parts on the car. The only place i know of is PowerZed but its quite a trek (which i guess isn't the end of the world if y'all reccomend that as the place to go).
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Z32 Enjoyer ·
A guy goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at Durex.
The foreman takes him round the plant and shows him all the machinery and
offers him the job. "What will the role entail exactly ?" asks the man.
"Well", says the foreman, "you have to check one in a hundred", and
proceeds to remove one of the rubbers from the production line, stretches
it, holds it up to the lights, then places it over his manhood and calls
the secretary over. She proceeds to hitch her skirt up, pull her knickers
down and bends over.
The foreman does the business and after he's finished he removes the Durex,
stretches it, holds it up to the light again to confirm no holes.
"Easy as that", he says.
"When do I start ?" asks the man, unable to believe his luck.
"Monday, 8:00 sharp!"
Naturally, he hardly sleeps a wink all Sunday night, and is outside the
Durex factory waiting to get in at 6:30. At 8.00 the production line
starts
up and the man faithfully counts out 100 ribbed black mambos (Lubricated
with Sensodol for extra comfort).
He picks up the 101st, stretches it, holds it up to the light to check for
holes then pulls it over his manhood and calls the secretary over.
Over she comes, grabs hold of his dick, and proceeds to rigorously
masturbate him.
Rather startled and confused, the man just looks at the secretary, who
says........
"Sorry, it's company policy. You've got to work a week in hand."