NZR: Friday Joke

A guy goes for a job in the Quality Assurance department at Durex.

The foreman takes him round the plant and shows him all the machinery and

offers him the job. "What will the role entail exactly ?" asks the man.

"Well", says the foreman, "you have to check one in a hundred", and

proceeds to remove one of the rubbers from the production line, stretches

it, holds it up to the lights, then places it over his manhood and calls

the secretary over. She proceeds to hitch her skirt up, pull her knickers

down and bends over.

The foreman does the business and after he's finished he removes the Durex,

stretches it, holds it up to the light again to confirm no holes.

"Easy as that", he says.

"When do I start ?" asks the man, unable to believe his luck.

"Monday, 8:00 sharp!"

Naturally, he hardly sleeps a wink all Sunday night, and is outside the

Durex factory waiting to get in at 6:30. At 8.00 the production line

starts

up and the man faithfully counts out 100 ribbed black mambos (Lubricated

with Sensodol for extra comfort).

He picks up the 101st, stretches it, holds it up to the light to check for

holes then pulls it over his manhood and calls the secretary over.

Over she comes, grabs hold of his dick, and proceeds to rigorously

masturbate him.

Rather startled and confused, the man just looks at the secretary, who

says........

"Sorry, it's company policy. You've got to work a week in hand."