> > > > > > A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for

> > > > > > his birthday. After looking around, she found that all

> > > > > > the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she

> > > > > > wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a

> > > > > > fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large

> bullfrog.

> > > > > > They say it's been trained to give blow-jobs!"

> > > > > >

> > > > > > "Blow-jobs!?" the woman replied.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > "It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this

> > > > > > month," he said.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and

> > > > > > what if it's true...no more blow-jobs for her! She

> > > > > > bought the frog.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he

> > > > > > was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman

> > > > > > went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to

> > > > > > perform this less than riveting act again. In the

> > > > > > middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of

> > > > > > pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious

> > > > > > banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to

> > > > > > the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog

> > > > > > reading cookbooks.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.

> > > > > >

> > > > > > The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to

> > > > > > cook, your ass is gone.

 

Excellent!

 

 

 

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