One day a man and his wife are playing golf at their

home course. On a certain par four, the man tees it up

and hits a big slice into the woods. They find his ball

directly behind one of the groundskeepers's buildings

where equipment is stored, so that he can't play toward

the green at all. "Damn!" the man says, "I'll have to

play sideways to get back on the fairway. I'll make

five at best."

 

But his wife, who had been looking things over, said

"Look, this shed has double doors at both ends. If we

open them up, you can hit a low shot right through the

building toward the green." The man congratulated his

wife on her cleverness and they set up for the shot.

But the ball hit the top of the far door frame and came

whistling back, striking his wife in the temple and

killing her dead on the spot.

 

A year or so later, the same man was playing the same

par 4 and hit his tee shot in almost exactly the same

spot as before, right behind the building. As he is

cursing his luck and preparing to swing, one of his

playing partners says, "Wait, look we can open these

double doors and..."

 

"No way," the man says, cutting him off. "I was here

last year and tried that shot and ended up making a

six."

 

 

Robert.

 

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I only use the brakes so I can accelerate all over again.

man that was bad!!

LMAO excellent

 

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"Polished on drive"

"Dirty at 156mph"

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Z first and anything else is secondary and live life a quarter mile at a time!

John Newcomb (NukeEm)

www.geocities.com/jn300zxtt

Rename your nick to Jimmy Tarbuck then get your coat Rob heheheh

 

 

 

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->Glen

Originally posted by senna:

Rename your nick to Jimmy Tarbuck then get your coat Rob heheheh

 

 

 

Why is that? Did he do that joke first??

 

 

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I only use the brakes so I can accelerate all over again.

 

[This message has been edited by dunk300zxtt (edited 17-06-2002).]