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I think the gas must be off

Every fooker on my street are having takeaways delivered tonight. WTF is going on? :confused: :D

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ill be having another tonight!!

wish i could afford one lol

 

Me too, if they're anything like me tho they'll have ordered way too much, so once its gone dark I'll go and raid the bins :rofl:

ill be having another tonight!!

 

Ahhhh thats why you're not comin down tonight :( PMSL :rofl:

Ive just had one of those DIY Take Aways that you get from Tesco, it was quite nice, no doubt i'l ave an arse like a blood orange later. LOL :D

no im having a take out tea and up early in the morning, hmmmmm, pizza, curry, or mac dicks?????

no im having a take out tea and up early in the morning, hmmmmm, pizza, curry, or mac dicks?????

 

If its curry then PLEASE have a shit before you come down tomorrow, I don't want my bog pebble-dashing PMSL :rofl: ;)

constitution of an ox, asbestos guts, i can take it, doesnt affect my bowels!!

Ive just had one of those DIY Take Aways that you get from Tesco, it was quite nice, no doubt i'l ave an arse like a blood orange later. LOL :D

 

You mean a ready meal? LOL They're not hot, I've had worse shits from bananas :rofl:

If its curry then PLEASE have a shit before you come down tomorrow, I don't want my bog pebble-dashing PMSL :rofl: ;)

 

 

why!!!!!..it's only a hole in the ground. in your garden..... :x:

 

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his garden is full of crappy old rusty zeds, no room for a whole to take a dump in!! even the cats cant find room to squeeze one out!!

why!!!!!..it's only a hole in the ground. in your garden..... :x:

 

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Nah that's your house wozzer :x: :rofl:

You mean a ready meal? LOL They're not hot, I've had worse shits from bananas :rofl:
Thats the way I like em mate, Cant do spicy food.

bog roll in the freezer

ive got some jalepino's soaking in viniger for later

 

through the eye of a needle in the morning, be like pissing out of my ass

ive got some jalepino's soaking in viniger for later

 

through the eye of a needle in the morning, be like pissing out of my ass

 

YUMMY!!!!!!!!!! :D

ive got some jalepino's soaking in viniger for later

 

through the eye of a needle in the morning, be like pissing out of my ass

Youve got what?????

Jalepino's - chilli's ;)

Nah that's your house wozzer :x: :rofl:

 

 

hay i live in my garden thank's .... :eek: lol

 

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Jalepino's - chilli's ;)
is that some sort of sadistic self torture??? eating chilli's?? :(
is that some sort of sadistic self torture??? eating chilli's?? :(

 

next time ya order a pizza, get jalepino's on, it will blow ya ass off lol

next time ya order a pizza, get jalepino's on, it will blow ya ass off lol
Er...let me think about that....mmmm....errrr....NO!!! :D

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