Coming back into work from lunch today and I bump into an old mate of mine who is an Indian guy with a really strong Indian accent.

 

So the convo goes like this...

 

Me: "Hiya mate, how are you? Still here then?"

Haresh Mystery: "Yep, still here...hey I bought a Porshce car the other day"

Me: "Did you? Which one?"

Haresh: "Errrr, Porsche car...errrrr...out the front"

Me: "What you had it parked out here, out the front the other day? Which type of Porsche?"

Haresh: "Errrr...I don't know...Porsche car"

Me: "You bought a Porsche and you don't know which one it is?"

Haresh: "You were sat in it...very Porsche car...the other day...out the front!"

Me: (penny drops) "Ohhhhhh, you mean a Posh car?" FFS I am pissing myself laughing at this point as now I understand wtf he's on about!!!

 

He saw me sat out the front chatting to AndyP in his 300 monster...so what his initial statement to me should have sounded like was...

 

Haresh: "I saw you in POSH car the other day!"

 

Man, have you ever been sat with an Indian guy who has just bought a brand new MAC PowerBook and watched him trying to get the voice recognition software to do "Knock, Knock?" jokes with him???

 

I tried and it worked everytime, he tried and it would close a window or shutdown instead...anything but answer "Who's there?"

 

Class!

 

 

 

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We used to work with an Indian guy whose surname was Mistry. Of course he was always known as Chris !

I used to work with an anglo saxon guy,took the piss once then i broke his nose with one of my deadly kung fu techniques,HA!HA! how i laughed.Cheers Chas

Hey I wasn't taking the piss out of me mate, I have worked with all sorts of peeps but it was as much my mistake that I mistook what he said! Just thought it made both of us look stupid.

 

 

 

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I know mate iam only takeing the piss mate.Take care Chas