does anybody know a way to stop cats jumping on the car and scratching it? just had one slide down the boot :rant:

shoot them

Electrify the car! :D

tie a doberman to the towing eye

shoot them

 

the mrs' would absolutly kill me lol

 

i was thinking like dust sheet but i dont want to scratch the paint

the mrs' would absolutly kill me lol

 

i was thinking like dust sheet but i dont want to scratch the paint

 

baby oil on the car... (ok it might look skank) but they will jump on and go skidding right off.... :D

 

no time too fook about mr cat... move along!

2.2 bye bye they wont come back FACT (if there is any RSPCA folk on here i have a cat shooting simulator so its not real ok!)

Half fill a clear 2 liter lemonade bottle with water, and put it near the car, put a few in your garden, you have to lay then on the side, cat's hate it.

 

Something to do with the way the light reflects off them

at least youve had a bit of pussy on the bonnet thats more than ive had

Half fill a clear 2 liter lemonade bottle with water, and put it near the car, put a few in your garden, you have to lay then on the side, cat's hate it.

 

Something to do with the way the light reflects off them

 

always see them in peoples gardens... definatly work

get in touch with stellaZ

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=95516

get in touch with stellaZ

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=95516

 

:rofl:

Half fill a clear 2 liter lemonade bottle with water, and put it near the car, put a few in your garden, you have to lay then on the side, cat's hate it.

 

Something to do with the way the light reflects off them

 

top man top tip

:rofl:

 

Wasnt that the shooting cans thread??

baby oil on the car... (ok it might look skank) but they will jump on and go skidding right off.... :D

 

no time too fook about mr cat... move along!

 

if they start to slide they bring out the claws, thats what caused the problem in the first place

if they start to slide they bring out the claws, thats what caused the problem in the first place

 

 

cut their legs off :confused:

Baby oil??

Bonnets of cars??

 

Im off for a cold shower!!!!

Baby oil??

Bonnets of cars??

 

Im off for a cold shower!!!!

 

you forgot the important issue here.... pussy's! :mac1:

Well, that done it, it was good for me!!

here you go

 

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=86159&highlight=fookin+cats

Baby oil??

Bonnets of cars??

 

Im off for a cold shower!!!!

 

arrr auto erotisim, didnt know you liked this stuff shunter lol

 

http://www.geocities.com/karnautrahl/

Well, that done it, it was good for me!!

2 mins :rofl: you broke my record Neil :D

here you go

 

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=86159&highlight=fookin+cats

 

thanks mate

Dont think it lasted 2 mins!!

less than 2 minutes...... sad sad sad

Not the first woman to say that!!