Two women met in Heaven:

 

1st woman: Hi! 'My name is Wanda.'

 

2nd woman: Hi! 'I'm Sylvia. How did you die?'

 

1st woman: 'I froze to death.'

 

2nd woman: 'How horrible!'

 

1st woman: 'It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,

I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.

What about you?'

 

2nd woman: 'I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my

husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the

act. But instead, I found him all by himself watching TV.'

 

1st woman: 'So, what happened?'

 

2nd woman: 'I was so sure that there was another woman there

somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into

the attic, and down into the basement. Then I went through every

closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked

everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled

over with a heart attack and died.'

 

1st woman: 'Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - we'd both

still be alive.'

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