Anyone heard of him?? He's an Aussie comedian, quite funny, known for his adult humour. I have uploaded a few MP3's for you lot to have a laugh at. More to be uploaded tomorrow.

 

http://bagpuss.swan.ac.uk/dunk300zx/ Find him in the comedy section.

 

Kevin Wilson is currently on a UK tour. His first for eight years. His one and only Midlands venue is on Sunday at Stourbridge's Rock Cafe 2000. Tickets for the Mill Race Lane venue cost £15 each. Phone 01384 390918 to book your tickets. Doors open at 7:30pm, Kevin on at 9:00pm.

 

Will any other Zedders be joining myself & Wendy??

 

Many regards,

 

Robert & Wendy

 

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Love him,

A rare creature indeed, a funny bigot.

Normally hate cheap humour but Kev makes me piss myself

Didn't know he was in the UK - for fuck sake stack the fridge and stoke the bong I am going out to find out where !!

 

What is the www for ticket info Rob?

 

A, one - A two - A one two three four:

 

They came down from Meekatharra

 

In a burned-out blue FJ

 

That farted and just shit itself in Jutland Parade

 

Right next door to Bondy's

 

When the smoke had cleared a voice said:

 

'Eh .. this place look all right

 

We'll tell the government it's a sacred site

 

Dead fuckin' easy'

'Good day Mr Alan Bond, how you goin' bloke?

 

Hey, I'm your brand-new neighbour ... hey, mate you got a smoke?

 

And I think I'm gonna like it here

 

Livin' next door to Alan'

 

Twenty-four kids, 9 adults and 15 dogs

 

A dead roo on the roof rack and a boot load full of grog

 

'And I'm flash as Michael Jackson now I'm

 

Livin' next door to Alan'

 

'The first thing that we gott a do is get another car

'Cause the one sittin' out the front won't even fuckin' start

We'll call that bloke again from the government

He's all right, eh?'

 

So they called the bloke in charge of all the government grants

And the next day in the driveway was a new Mercedes Benz

'Eh, come 'n' have a look at this one, Edwin

This one's got a wireless ... look at this, eh'

 

'Good day Mr Alan Bond, how you goin' mate?

You got a real flash car, but my one's flash one, eh

And I believe that my one's faster than yours, Mr Bond

'Cause mine's a red one'

 

Twenty-four kids, 9 adults and 15 dogs

All squeezed in the front seat with the wireless turned full on

Listenin' to Slim Dusty now they're

Livin' next door to Alan

 

So Bondy called Ben Lexcen and said:

'I want another yacht, twice as big

And twice as fast as what I already got

That'll fuck 'em'

 

So his neighbours called some welfare mob, not to be outdone

And got the HMAS Melbourne on some sorta government loan

Got me knackered -- they just said they wanted to

Go fishin' for yabbies in the river

 

'Good day Mr Alan Bond, how you goin' mate?

You got a real flash boat, but my one's flash one, eh?

And I think I'm gonna put him in the river

Next door to Alan's

 

Fifteen dogs, 9 adults, two dozen screaming kids

With lines strung from the flight deck, tryin' to catch some squid

Swimmin', fishin', pissin' in the river

Next door to Alan

 

So Bondy threw a party,

The likes you've never seen

And invited everybody from the Premier to the Queen --

And the Leyland Brothers

 

So his neighbours baked bungarra on a barbie on the lawn

And invited all their relatives from Meekatharra to come down

'Hey, Edwin, don't you forget to bring a big flagon of woobla

There's a party on at my 'ouse!'

 

'I don't know why he's leavin', or where he's gonna go

He says he's got his reasons and I reckon that I know

He just never got used to

Livin' next door to Abos'

 

'He's jumpin' up and down and he's makin' such a fuss

At least we don't got fuckin' coons livin' next door to us!

Now we gotta get used to not

Livin' next door to Alan

 

Now we gotta get used to not

Livin' next door to Alan

 

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->Me Charabang

 

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I got his Video too - funny as fuck!

 

I am gonna be l33ching them mp3 from your server mate.

 

Top man.

 

Hope he is coming down south!

 

Glen

 

 

Leech away Glen!!!

 

When I've finished, 166 MB will be uploaded, inc. those you have mentioned ROFLMFAO!!!.

 

I saw it in our local newspaper yesterday, and booked tickets. No idea for the rest of his dates though

 

Hope you get to see him though

 

Regards

 

Robert.

 

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http://kevin.bloody.wilson.com.au/

 

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What a night!!!

 

Kevin Wilson - Fuckin' Legend!!!

 

Top bloke. Wendy and I were about 10 feet from him! We've never laughed so hard for almost two hours before!!!

 

Next time he is in UK we're off to see him again!!

 

52 MP3s, totalling 166MB are uploaded now. http://bagpuss.swan.ac.uk/dunk300zx/

 

Regards,

 

Robert & Wendy

 

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I only use the brakes so I can accelerate all over again.

Glad you both enjoyed the Kev-Meister Rob and Wendy - couldn't make the Southern gig, but am downloading the mp3s

 

Nice one.

 

He is funny as f***!!

 

 

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->Me Charabang

Kevin is at Nottingham on Saturday.

 

Should be a laugh. Anyone else going?