A55 in a bloody Mitsi Charisma FFS! Hurtling home and then these lovely blue side-to-side lights appear like a UFO behind me!
Pulled over, got out...usual "Do you know why I've stopped you?" sorta questions. In fairness Mr Plod was alright, he said he'd been following me since Bodelwyddan and that my speed had varied. At one point he had me doing 102mph! But said he would put it down as 95mph to save me from a Court appearance. Couldn't argue with that, take it on the chin I suppose!
If I'd kicked off about speedo calibration etc. he would have just got the arse and probably slapped me for the 102 instead! So I decided best be nice and bite my lip for a change.
Unmarked Vectra with more aerials than me Z...ROFL
Listen to this though, I pull out back onto the A55 heading towards Colwyn Bay where it's a 50mph limit until you are through Colwyn towards Llandudno. He flies past me at warp factor 10 and as I pass him he's pulled someone else within the space of 2mins from driving away from doing me! FFS!
So work it out, 60 squids and troi poines for me and he's just about to do someone else for the same! I make that at 120 pound for less than five minutes work.
We think that the Govt. deciding to agree that all Gatsos should be painted luminous colours, removing hidden Gatsos and banning unmarked cars is a saving grace? I think not! I put it to you that since increasing the penalties especially fixed fuckers from 40 to 60 squids means that they(the Police) are the ones taking the piss out of us and are the ones laughing!!!
All I can say is that it was a damn good job I wasn't in the Jap Dustbin, coz what I usually do when some fucker flies up behind me is floor it! I reckon I could've been on the slab for more like 130/140/150 MPH instead!!! Gulp!!!
A55 in a bloody Mitsi Charisma FFS! Hurtling home and then these lovely blue side-to-side lights appear like a UFO behind me!
Pulled over, got out...usual "Do you know why I've stopped you?" sorta questions. In fairness Mr Plod was alright, he said he'd been following me since Bodelwyddan and that my speed had varied. At one point he had me doing 102mph! But said he would put it down as 95mph to save me from a Court appearance. Couldn't argue with that, take it on the chin I suppose!
If I'd kicked off about speedo calibration etc. he would have just got the arse and probably slapped me for the 102 instead! So I decided best be nice and bite my lip for a change.
Unmarked Vectra with more aerials than me Z...ROFL
Listen to this though, I pull out back onto the A55 heading towards Colwyn Bay where it's a 50mph limit until you are through Colwyn towards Llandudno. He flies past me at warp factor 10 and as I pass him he's pulled someone else within the space of 2mins from driving away from doing me! FFS!
So work it out, 60 squids and troi poines for me and he's just about to do someone else for the same! I make that at 120 pound for less than five minutes work.
We think that the Govt. deciding to agree that all Gatsos should be painted luminous colours, removing hidden Gatsos and banning unmarked cars is a saving grace? I think not! I put it to you that since increasing the penalties especially fixed fuckers from 40 to 60 squids means that they(the Police) are the ones taking the piss out of us and are the ones laughing!!!
All I can say is that it was a damn good job I wasn't in the Jap Dustbin, coz what I usually do when some fucker flies up behind me is floor it! I reckon I could've been on the slab for more like 130/140/150 MPH instead!!! Gulp!!!
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