M vs F drvethrough ATM . shame its true

MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is

installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw

cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures

outlined below when accessing their accounts."

"After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been

developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth!!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the

machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents

on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machin e due to its excessive

distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary;

with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of

checkbo ok.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, loca te card holder, and place card into the slot

provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE

LADIES YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!