Come on admit it. You've all used them, spill the beans what have you used then.

Downside to that one is i think its called rape...

only if she says No mate.

Downside to that one is i think its called rape...

thought it was 'surprise sex' :wack:

excuse me is this seat empty ?..........yes ...and this one will be too if you sit down .......oh ok but there is no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet

My names fred flintstone and i can make your bedrock

 

Have you got a crash helmet? Because your going threw the headboard

 

Nice dress, but it would look better on my bedroom floor

If you were a star trek phaser you would be set to stun.

 

Hi I'm Mr Right, I hear you've been looking for me.

 

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

 

Never used them but hilarious all the same.

I pulled our lass with the classic "Do you come here often".She laughed and 3 years on she's still laughing. ;)

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

 

Never used em but wish I had the balls to sometimes just for a laugh to see if they work!

never asked a woman out as i can take em or leave em, classic line from current mrs lampshader

"can you sleep with a woman with out anything happening?"

from sleaping around her room at glamorgan uni when just friends untill after

line used with the current squeeze was whens it my turn?? as she was considering getting it on with a mate of mine

Why dont you all just do it the easy way! drive to a shop and make sure there is a bird standing outside, when you pull up jus get, go over and start talking to her!!! If she doesnt fall for you she will fall for the car!!!

 

But at 16 the best one to work for me so far is......"i would lamp you out of it"!!!

Do you sleep on your belly?. Do you mind if I do?.

 

If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk!

 

Do you like raisins? well how about a date then?

 

I may not be the best looking lad here, but hey I'm the only one talking to you!

 

"Show us your knee!" "What knee?" "your fa-knee".

 

A girl once said to my mate "God you smell nice, what have you got on?". He replied "a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it". He married her.

after a couple of dances at a club " you dont sweat much for a fat bird "

 

it aint worked yet but Ive been assured by a mate that its a dead cert, so gonna keep trying.

 

 

dont think that classes as a chat up line LOL :dance: :p

My face leaves in 5 minutes......be on it

Do you want to see somrthing you've never seen before?

 

"Yeah whats that?"

 

The souls of your feet in my wing mirrors!