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Britain today

Guyz & Girlz

 

Have a good weekend.

 

Very proud to be Brit because...

 

Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

 

Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

 

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

 

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

 

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

 

Only in Britain... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight.

 

Only in Britain... are there handicap-parking places in front of a skating rink.

 

Hope you enjoy these.

 

Mrs dunk300zxtt(Wendy)

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