Subject: MEMORANDUM

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>>

>>From: Bin Laden, Osama

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>>To: Team Mates

>>

>>Subject: The Cave

>>

>>Hi guys

>>

>>We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come

>>together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up

>>the poster that says "There is no 'I' in team" as well as the Garfield

>>that says : "Hang In There, Baby"........very humorous.

>>

>>However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of

>>the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.

>>

>>First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we

>>should be even more concerned about the carpet dust in our cave. We want

>>to avoid excessive dust inhalation,(a health and safety issue) - so we

>>need to sweep the cave daily, I've done my bit on the cleaning

>>roster..........have you? I've posted a sign up sheet near the cave

>>reception area - next to the halal toaster.

>>

>>Second: It's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying

>>to scare most of the world population, okay? That means that while we're

>>taping, please do not ride your Razor scooter in the background or keep

>>doing the 'Wassup' thing. Just while we're taping. Thanks.

>>

>>Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote "Ossy"

>>on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea

>>Slices were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm asking.

>>

>>Fourth: I'm not against team chanting and all that, but, we must

>>distance ourselves from the Westerner's bat and ball game. Please do not

>>chant "Ossy Ossy Ossy Oi Oi Oi" every time I ride past on the donkey.

>>

>>Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise

>>trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for

>>them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar, and Dave.

>>

>>Love you lots, Group Hug.

>>

>>Os.

>>

>>PS - I'm sick of having Osama's Bed Linen scribbled on my bed sheets -

>>Cut it out Abdul, not funny anymore.

 

LOL!!!! Very good Anders.